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 She's not my queen!

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Dec 20, 2001
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Last night, I saw the Lord of the Rings. I'm the type of person who read the books for times, I loved the movie; no Controversy there. What I would like to talk about is the Star Wars trailer.
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What the hell was that anyway? While I long for the gentle loving touch of a kind woman as much as the next guy, I don't tend to enjoy movies where romance is the main plot point. I'm sorry, the whole thing looked a little too heavy on the lovey-dovey, cuddly-wuddly, huggy-kissy stuff, and a little too light on the rockem-sockem, epic violence.

I am sure I will be drawing a bit of ire here, but I think this summer, our wise editors will be reconsidering their choice of mascot. After only 2 minutes, I was already sick of Ms. Portman's mumbling, monotone voice, and her lifeless acting style.

As a replacement, I submit Ms. Kirsten Dunst. Watch the Spider-Man trailer to find out why.



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