Adequacy.org received hundreds of story submissions from readers who felt that they possessed the requisite skills needed to craft a work of journalism worthy of inclusion on this site. The vast majority to those people were dead wrong, and our dedicated staff worked tirelessly to keep these ill-conceived, badly argued and horrendously punctuated bits of prose away from our esteemed readers. However, occasionally we were offered a submission that was so uniquely flawed that it could not be ignored. Far from being the typical output one would expect from a state-funded education program, these masterpieces conveyed an absolutely astounding level of mental deficiency rarely seen outside of an institutional environment. Here are those stories.