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Nov 27, 2001
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There were two excellent lectures last night at the university, and unfortunantly, I only got to attend one of them. The one I missed was Sen. Russel Feingold (D-WI), talking about the USA PATRIOT Act, and the current threats to our civil liberties.

The one I did attend was at our Pagan Student group, where a Tantric Budhist speaker gave information on his religion and guided us through a meditation.

The way I figure it, the Feingold talk would be covered in the paper, while this other one wouldn't...
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So, I'm bored now. Yesterday was a huge rush, but today seems to be nothing. There should be a laptop coming back to me in a few minutes (someone checked it out before I was able to install the proper display drivers.) I can go download the drivers now, and have them ready so it'll make me seem super-competent.

So, I'll go do that, and I guess I'll say something about being worried that my erections aren't hard enough, so that I'll have plenty of replies when I get back...

Might I suggest a reinforcing ring for your erecti (5.00 / 1) (#1)
by Adam Rightmann on Tue Nov 27th, 2001 at 09:19:09 AM PST
ons?

Around your third finger on your left hand, and the same for your girlfriend. It will do wonders for your guilt.

Also, erections are symptomatic of your vascular health; lose weight, do aerobic erxercise, eat less fat, don't smoke tobacco. And they will soften over time, I may not be able to pound nails with mine at age 35, but it's still more than adequate to do the job.


A. Rightmann

stiffy (5.00 / 2) (#2)
by johnny ambiguous on Tue Nov 27th, 2001 at 06:03:09 PM PST
Yeah buddy, that gold ring does wonders for your guilt, inflates it to be exact like the Goodyear blimp, leaves you dizzy, naked, defenseless, takes your breath away.,,. Nothing does it like when somebody's wife goes after you. You know she's really hot for you personally or else she wouldn't jump the fence like that. It's so nice to be wanted.

Love, love, love.

Yours WDK - WKiernan@concentric.net


Getting into my Chevrolet Magic Fire, I drove slowly back to the office. - L. Rosen

 
hard erections (none / 0) (#3)
by ucblockhead on Wed Nov 28th, 2001 at 09:45:04 PM PST
Unfortunately, the only surefire nonchemical means of producing rock-hard erections is abstaining from sex for long periods.

Definitely a "cure is worse than the disease" sort of thing.

Besides, if she's not complaining, they're hard enough.




 

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