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Patron Saint

Benedict (poison)   14 votes - 6 %
Elmo (colic)   13 votes - 6 %
Dymphna (diabolical possession)   61 votes - 30 %
Antony the Abbot (eczema)   18 votes - 8 %
Hubert (rabies)   12 votes - 5 %
Giles (leprosy)   12 votes - 5 %
Roch (plague)   12 votes - 5 %
Apollonia (toothache)   15 votes - 7 %
Peregrine Laziosi (cancer)   8 votes - 3 %
Fiacre (haemorrhoids)   38 votes - 18 %
 
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St. Hubbins? (none / 0) (#1)
by Anonymous Reader on Thu Feb 14th, 2002 at 10:40:29 PM PST
What about St. Hubbins, the Patron Saint of quality footwear?

Non-canonical saint (none / 0) (#2)
by Pithejacobus on Fri Feb 15th, 2002 at 03:17:38 PM PST
Saint Hubbins' always dubious existence was officially and ex cathedra denied by the Council of Monstrance in 1645. Since that time to pray to this personage has been a heretical superstition and anyone caught doing so is liable to burning at the stake with eternal damnation thrown in just to jolly things up. Verbum sapienti satis est.
Pithejacobus flaccidus

 
St. Nicholas (none / 0) (#3)
by Autobots vs Panopticon on Fri Feb 22nd, 2002 at 03:37:31 PM PST
Patron Saint of Pawnbrokers, Sailors, and Prostitutes.
More than meets the eye!

 

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