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New Year's Resolution

Stop sniffing glue   17 votes - 2 %
Adultery with neighbor   143 votes - 18 %
Urinate less   41 votes - 5 %
Murder fewer hitchhikers   75 votes - 9 %
Floss   49 votes - 6 %
Set VCR clock   31 votes - 4 %
End plate tectonics   70 votes - 9 %
Avoid poor people   82 votes - 10 %
Learn to levitate   131 votes - 17 %
Start sniffing glue   126 votes - 16 %
 
765 Total Votes

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Oh crap... (none / 0) (#1)
by Anonymous Reader on Tue Jan 1st, 2002 at 12:25:55 AM PST
I voted "Adultery with Neighbor", then I remembered all my neighbors are really ugly. Can I substitiute a coworker instead?


"Cow-orker"? (none / 0) (#11)
by tkatchev on Thu Jan 3rd, 2002 at 09:20:45 AM PST
Yuck.


--
Peace and much love...




 
no homeless for me! (4.00 / 1) (#2)
by philipm on Tue Jan 1st, 2002 at 06:35:48 AM PST
I just want to stay away from the poor peaople. They might be linux users.


--philipm

 
resolution (5.00 / 1) (#3)
by astrix on Tue Jan 1st, 2002 at 11:29:10 AM PST
mine is actually to kick more homeless (poor) people while walking by them.
"Eternal vigilance is the price of liberty" --Thomas Jefferson

more homeless (none / 0) (#8)
by philipm on Wed Jan 2nd, 2002 at 01:15:02 PM PST
yeah, I was trying to go out with this girl and she asked me how I felt about homeless people.

I told her I liked kicking them.

We didn't have a second date for some reason.


--philipm

 
No more murder for me... (5.00 / 2) (#4)
by UncleBungle on Tue Jan 1st, 2002 at 04:43:44 PM PST
I just have to remember to remain steadfast in my resolution not to murder anymore hitchhikers, but they make it so damn easy. "Can you give me a ride buddy?" they say. "Sure. Let me just move my vast assortment of knives from the passenger seat... No no, don't worry, that? It's not loaded, honest."

There is a landfill in North Dakota that is going to keep the FBI busy for years if they find it.


--- If you can read this, I'm happy for you.

 
I want to buy a van (none / 0) (#5)
by Exitium on Tue Jan 1st, 2002 at 06:04:34 PM PST
So I can pose as one of those social help non-government organizations and lure homeless people into the van for "free food".

Little do they know that I will club them when no one's looking and sell their bodies to a medical facility for big money.


Sell? (none / 0) (#10)
by Anonymous Reader on Thu Jan 3rd, 2002 at 09:03:04 AM PST
Why would you sell them? It costs money. Frag them - it's for free!


Sell low, buy high! (none / 0) (#13)
by Autobots vs Panopticon on Wed Jan 16th, 2002 at 02:28:02 PM PST
I'm not sure if I understand this, please excuse me if I am a bit slow.

See, in order to make "homeless bodies" Exitium will have to "frag" them first. Afterwards, in the true capitalist spirit, Exitium will turn a pastime into a full money making operation.

Ingenious.

More than meets the eye!

 
new years resolution (2.00 / 2) (#7)
by Anonymous Reader on Wed Jan 2nd, 2002 at 06:55:47 AM PST
not to take the piss out of t gibbons... instead i'll inform him

new isp.. cable... this is faster than shitty aol, and better for gaming... his ping can go down to 30!

better video card... this is so the graphics in quake, or whatever game he plays are better / gets a better fps (it's difficult playing games with shitty fps)

quake = a game... along with those thousands of others that you can get... ie. www.fileplanet.com for an idea

linux... www.linux.org - a neat os, NOT illegal, mostly free to download. better than any windows product, just not as supported by hardware vendors

win nt - hmm www.microsoft.com ?

flash = www.macromedia.com it's a very wickid web site enhancing tool

hacking manuals.. perl ? it's a programming language that you use on web sites for scripts etc.. www.hotscripts.com/Perl or www.resourceindex.com

denial of service (dosing): i spend more than 2-3 hours a day on my machine, i play games, and i make web sites... i dont hack.. or do i ? (lol)

argumentitive - isn't this just growing up? obviously if you were a proper father you would understand that...

appearance.. ideas change as you get older, i dont know any one that hacks and has changed their appearance because of it... i spend time on the computer, but when i go out i usually look v.smart

struggling academically... maybe he finding things difficult, or he just can't be arsed with school because he's being pushed around by his so called parents

your son is a gamer, nothing more, nothing less
you are an idiot


 
Resolution (none / 0) (#9)
by hauntedattics on Wed Jan 2nd, 2002 at 06:42:52 PM PST
I really need to re-set my VCR clock so it isn't different from the pendulum clock...which is currently different from the stove clock...which is current different from the bedroom alarm...

Excuse me, does anyone know what time it really is? My house seems to be caught in some sort of temporal vortex.



 
mmmm... levitation *drools* (none / 0) (#12)
by Anonymous Reader on Sat Jan 5th, 2002 at 05:59:21 AM PST



 
End plate tectonics NOW! (5.00 / 1) (#14)
by Autobots vs Panopticon on Wed Jan 16th, 2002 at 02:33:43 PM PST
I'm amazed "End plate tectonics" isn't getting the support it deserves. I'm sure there is an interest group out there ready to stand up and end the environmental catastrophe that plate tectonics is. Continental drift, environmental change, just think how vastly different ole Terra is after four billion years under the crushing heel of plate tectonics!

End plate tectonics now! Do it for the children!

More than meets the eye!

 

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