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Poll
poll for the sake of a poll: worst name
Anne Thraeks 12%
Johnson Johnson Johnson, III 0%
Ima Hogg 12%
Osama bin Laden 0%
Bobcat Goldwaith 0%
Phil Collins 12%
Kenny G 62%
Mary Poppins 0%

Votes: 8

 sucks to be you

 Author:  Topic:  Posted:
Nov 06, 2001
 Comments:
Anne Thraeks

I can only hope that is her married name, as I would be horrified to know that her parents were that curel and unusual.

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Kinda like that guy who's last name was Hogg, and he named his daughter "Ima"... how drunk was he?

Or this guy I met who's name was, get this... Johnson Johnson Johnson, III... yes "The Third"... talk about a family devoid of originality...




And then there's the one .. (none / 0) (#1)
by seventypercent on Tue Nov 6th, 2001 at 08:54:34 PM PST
.. about the mild-mannered Ella and her husband Sam who operate .. you guessed it .. "Sam and Ella's Roadside Eatery."

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huh? (5.00 / 1) (#2)
by poltroon on Tue Nov 6th, 2001 at 09:31:21 PM PST
Are you referring to the "drunk" ex-governor of Texas? Ima is a perfectly beautiful name, Motherfuckin.


I'm not saying that Ima isn't a nice name (none / 0) (#3)
by motherfuckin spork on Wed Nov 7th, 2001 at 07:43:02 AM PST
but the combination with her last name is quite unfortunate.


I am not who you think I am.

 
Dammmmmmn! (none / 0) (#4)
by Blue Aardvark House on Thu Nov 8th, 2001 at 08:22:32 AM PST
That's worse than going to school with a Johnny Johnson Jr., and working with a Charles Charles (his employee number was 222).


 
Knife and Gun Club (none / 0) (#5)
by egg troll on Thu Nov 8th, 2001 at 02:41:44 PM PST
I read this book about ten years ago on stories from a NYC emergency room. The book was called The Knife and Gun Club. One of the doctors told a story of a woman who gave birth in the ER to a girl. She had another daughter named Regina and wanted similiar names. So this woman decided she was going to name her daughter Vegina.


Posting for the love of the baby Jesus....

 
my favourite (none / 0) (#6)
by nathan on Thu Nov 8th, 2001 at 03:32:04 PM PST
is the case of a professor who named his son Theophilus. Asked to explain, he responded that the kid was theophilus-looking baby he'd ever seed.

Nathan
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