IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT

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Announcing the internet's newest thing: www.clusterlizard.org! www.clusterlizard.org is a new site with new content, new innovations and new features! www.clusterlizard.org features the latest in web-page design and content delivery technologies. www.clusterlizard.org, due to arrive the week of Feburary 25, 2002, will dramatically enhance your web-surfing experience.

The www.clusterlizard.org FAQ

Q: What is www.clusterlizard.org?

A: www.clusterlizard.org is a new site with new content, new innovations and new features! www.clusterlizard.org features the latest in web-page design and content delivery technologies. www.clusterlizard.org, due to arrive the week of Feburary 25, 2002, will dramatically enhance your web-surfing experience.

Q: Do I need special permission or accreditation to access www.clusterlizard.org?

A: NO! Any internet user with a graphics-capable browser is welcome to enjoy the intoxicating grandeur of this innovative new website.

Q: What will I find on www.clusterlizard.org?

A: Plenty. Plenty. And more.

Q: Will www.clusterlizard.org change my life?

A: YES! www.clusterlizard.org will forever change your outlook. You will be more popular with the opposite sex, your dog won't bite you, you will grow more hair to comb over your bald-spot and your breasts will firm up!

Q: Why www.clusterlizard.org?

A: The name was taken from the "Cluster Lizard" which, when combined with a body-altering machine, gave birth to Zev Bellringer in the wildly popular television series "Lexx", originally a Canadian-German production for Showtime. Zev was originally portrayed by the lovely and talented German actress Eva Habermann. Other than that, www.clusterlizard.org has nothing to do with anything.

Q: This sounds really exciting. When will I be able to access www.clusterlizard.org??

A: www.clusterlizard.org is due to arrive the week of Feburary 25, 2002. It will dramatically enhance your web-surfing experience.

Q: Exactly how much will my web-surfing experience be enhanced??

A: Plenty. Plenty. And more.

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	Security Issue (none / 0) (#1)
	by doofus on Thu Feb 21st, 2002 at 02:54:53 PM PST

	Q: Do I need special permission or accreditation to access www.clusterlizard.org? A: NO! Any internet user with a graphics-capable browser is welcome to enjoy the intoxicating grandeur of this innovative new website. I assume, sir, that the proper browser and OS-checking procedures will be in place, with redirection to appropriate sites when non-standard or hacked OS or browser applications are detected? Otherwise, I am waiting excitedly for this new web site content experience.

	Violators of internet law (none / 0) (#2)
	by osm on Thu Feb 21st, 2002 at 03:47:21 PM PST

	will be dealt with in the harshest possible manner. And more.

	...are everywhere. (none / 0) (#5)
	by The Mad Scientist on Thu Feb 21st, 2002 at 04:11:56 PM PST

	Violators of internet law will be dealt with in the harshest possible manner. And more. Anyone with two or more brain cells knows that Unlawful and Wrong aren't exactly overlapping. Especially when the Laws are bought by the Industry. With broad-enough base for civil disobedience, enforceability of a given law approaches zero. Small-scale, relatively safe and not reasonably detectable (and thus available for even people unwilling to put their necks on the line of fire and setting up "open" mirror servers) civil disobedience - keeping a copy of a "forbidden" piece of source code, being it DeCSS or (recent case) bnetd (a copy for download for interested parties will be somewhere here - be patient) should be matter of freedom-loving citizen's duty. A version of samizdat, only with different totalitaritarian rulers.

	Hmph. (none / 0) (#6)
	by hauntedattics on Fri Feb 22nd, 2002 at 12:18:34 PM PST

	Dear, I think this horse is long past dead. Cf: numerous past articles and diary entries on this fine site. And tkatchev should come over to your house and beat you with a large palakh box for having the gall to compare samizdat with your inability to download stolen music. Next thing you know, you'll be comparing Shaun Fanning to Martin Luther King or M.K.Gandhi.

	One point. (none / 0) (#7)
	by tkatchev on Fri Feb 22nd, 2002 at 12:52:51 PM PST

	The only reason for downloading stolen music, the way I see it, is when it's impossible to buy it in any "normal" way. Far too much of the truly good stuff out there is simply out of print or is manufactured in miserably small quantites. -- Peace and much love...

	Tak. (none / 0) (#8)
	by hauntedattics on Fri Feb 22nd, 2002 at 01:18:38 PM PST

	You are right - it was the samizdat comparison that got my blood pressure up.

	True. (none / 0) (#9)
	by tkatchev on Fri Feb 22nd, 2002 at 01:51:24 PM PST

	You have to realize, though, that "samizdat" also included a lot of truly god-awful crap; mostly stuff that would have never seen the light of day in normal circumstances. -- Peace and much love...

	lexx, eh? (none / 0) (#3)
	by Anonymous Reader on Thu Feb 21st, 2002 at 03:54:17 PM PST

	I don't know if you're talking about the original series or the one that is (was?) on the sci-fi channel, but do you happen to know if they ever plan on releasing "lexx - tales from a parallel universe" on dvd? I saw it once while drinking with friends and quite enjoyed it.

	the original (none / 0) (#4)
	by osm on Thu Feb 21st, 2002 at 04:07:14 PM PST

	i don't know about dvd, but i have it on vhs. it's actually titled "super nova". for some reason, they have packaged it as "tales from a parallel universe".