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has natalie met her match??

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Nov 16, 2001

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i've always had a soft spot for cute german chicks. recently, while opting to watch the "beginning of lexx" series on the science fiction channel (since i'm burnt on the news), i was reminded why.

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Eva Habermann has given me one more pathetic excuse to continue my entirely meaningless existence.

if only her breasts were smaller. but i hear they have surgery for that.

	listen... (none / 0) (#1)
	by nathan on Fri Nov 16th, 2001 at 05:38:12 PM PST

	... I just got off the phone, and Ms Portman is extremely upset. I suggest you apologize right away. Nathan -- Li'l Sis: Yo, that's a real grey area. Even by my lax standards.

	if natalie portman (none / 0) (#3)
	by osm on Fri Nov 16th, 2001 at 07:59:45 PM PST

	has something to say to me, she can say it to me. she has my number. and my address. and the floor plans to my apartment and my schedule down to the last second.

	don't you see (none / 0) (#4)
	by nathan on Fri Nov 16th, 2001 at 08:09:09 PM PST

	that she's fawnlike, delicate, quivering, too uncertain of herself to take the first step, though she is desperate to do it, she yearns for it, nothing else could make her whole; she dares not yet she must, yet she cannot, yet if she does not, she will not endure, she will perish, she will drown in misery too deep to be borne.... I'm sorry, it's obvious you two need an intermediary. How lucky that she chose me. Ahh. Yes. How fortunate, for me. How delicious. What an exquisite... but I digress. Best of luck, old chap. Cheerio. Nathan -- Li'l Sis: Yo, that's a real grey area. Even by my lax standards.

	Eek. (none / 0) (#2)
	by RobotSlave on Fri Nov 16th, 2001 at 05:42:52 PM PST

	Those poor, emaciated mammaries are too much for you? I think perhaps the world might be a better place if you were to limit your romantic activities to repeat viewings of "Beautiful Girls." © 2002, RobotSlave. You may not reproduce this material, in whole or in part, without written permission of the owner.

	She's no Natalie Portman (none / 0) (#5)
	by Mendax Veritas on Fri Nov 16th, 2001 at 08:34:11 PM PST

	Nor is she an Anna Paquin.

	I submit for your consideration.. (none / 0) (#6)
	by TheReverand on Sat Nov 17th, 2001 at 09:36:10 AM PST

	Jennifer Sky. She is a sexy beast. And she's naughty.

	Very cute (5.00 / 1) (#7)
	by hauntedattics on Mon Nov 19th, 2001 at 12:02:05 PM PST

	She'd look awfully sweet in a dirndl skirt and pigtails.

	that's about the most useful comment you've made (none / 0) (#8)
	by osm on Mon Nov 19th, 2001 at 02:15:57 PM PST

	What... (none / 0) (#9)
	by hauntedattics on Tue Nov 20th, 2001 at 10:28:15 AM PST

	Are you keeping track? I'm awfully flattered.

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