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 Startling Revelation

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Jan 20, 2002
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I bought the "Fifth Element" yesterday prior to passing out for 16 hours. I like the movie OK, but the main reason for watching it is Milla Jovovich. I had never seen the beginning of the movie. Imagine my shock.
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Yes, the director of the movie is none other than Luc Besson. The visionary who cast Natalie Portman as the 12-year-old temptress in "Leon".

In related news, it is quite unfortunate that Ted Demme, the visionary who cast Natalie Portman as a 14-year-old temptress in "Beautiful Girls", has died. May he Rest in Peace.


milla (none / 0) (#2)
by perdida on Sun Jan 20th, 2002 at 12:15:37 PM PST
I saw her when she was a singer. She opened up for someone who sucked and I can't even remember who it was.

Who would win in a fight between Lola Rennt and Leelu?

Also, I think Luc Besson should direct Bruce Willis and Natalie Portman in a film version of "The Stars My Destination" by Alfred Bester.




This is what democracy looks like

bester? (none / 0) (#3)
by nathan on Sun Jan 20th, 2002 at 12:40:56 PM PST
Luc Besson should direct Bruce Willis and Natalie Portman in a film version of "The Stars My Destination" by Alfred Bester.

This girl in high school more or less forced me to read that. God, did I ever hate it. I hate Gully Foyle. ugh.

Anyway, I don't know if Natalie Portman is a good choice for Foyle. I don't know how well she'd do in the scene where she'd have to rape the nurse. Prolly break down and start weeping like a woman.

Nathan
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Li'l Sis: Yo, that's a real grey area. Even by my lax standards.

 
No contest (none / 0) (#4)
by eMan on Sun Jan 20th, 2002 at 01:19:33 PM PST
Who would win in a fight between Lola Rennt and Leelu?

Leelu wouldn't have a chance. She may be a perfect being, a master-asskicker, and alien-killer, but Lola has infinitely many lives. If she gets killed once, she just restarts the fight, until Leelu gets tired for lack of love and she wins.

Clearly! (5.00 / 1) (#5)
by Autobots vs Panopticon on Sun Jan 20th, 2002 at 02:45:56 PM PST
An interesting hypothesis, but fatally flawed. As we all know, Leelu is love, and love conquers all. Whereas Lola Rennt is simply a not funny rehash of Bill Murray in Groundhog Day. Love versus a fat man in a tight skirt? My money is on love, then again my money is spent on love.
More than meets the eye!

Yes, but... (none / 0) (#7)
by eMan on Sun Jan 20th, 2002 at 05:32:58 PM PST
Love is really bad at hitting back.

 
when in doubt, always pick "c" (none / 0) (#6)
by osm on Sun Jan 20th, 2002 at 03:26:20 PM PST
I saw her when she was a singer.

I remember seeing her in a black and white video. I didn't know her name at the time, so I didn't realize it was HER video. I just thought the director had (wisely) chosen her to be in it (naked).

Who would win in a fight between Lola Rennt and Leelu?

None of the above. Whoever was lucky enough to observe such a fight would be the clear winner.

Also, I think Luc Besson should direct Bruce Willis and Natalie Portman in a film version of "The Stars My Destination" by Alfred Bester.

I used to not like Bruce Willis until I saw Pulp Fiction. Now I can't remember why I had never liked him.

Of course, anything with Natalie Portman in it would be an instant classic.

 

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