Now step back for a moment and ask yourselves is that really the truth? It's hard to imagine why any club would want to deliberately fly its members into a brick wall. For one thing its counter-productive to the membership count and it also hurts.

Remember that it has not been proved that Al-Qaeda set out to deliberately fly into the towers. No mathematical proofs on the subject have been released to the public. All we get is sketchy reports by "Government Officials" who are more likely than not, trying to cover up their own mistakes...mistakes which I lay out below.

The first mistake by officials was allowing the Al-Qaeda people to fly the planes in the first place. As we know, many of them didn't have proper flight training and some couldn't land. So which morons decided that they could be trusted with a 747?!

What's more, those World Towers were pretty high and building an airport right below them was a pretty dumb thing to do. If you imagine an infinite number of aircraft taking off then by probability, one of them is bound to hit the WTC eventually right?

That's why I prefer to blame the NY city planners. What were they thinking? Anyhow, the Government has obviously tried to cover up their mistakes by pretending that Al-Qaeda actually flew the planes at buildings on purpose! The public must be really stupid nowadays because they swallowed the story so easily.

Anyhow the problem is corrected now. The government seeing their mistake minutes after the plane collisions, decided to take action by detonating the two towers and reducing them to dust. No longer will innocent pilots accidently fly into those monstrocities.

So next time you see Mr Bush giving mouth to Al-Qaeda remember the truth.