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I have been enlightened.

Author:

derek3000

Topic:

Diaries

Posted:

May 08, 2002

Comments:

I always had the feeling that Kur5hit was a wankfest, but something happened yesterday that proved it, once and for all.

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See here. A not-so-subtle troll that I cooked up. I didn't even have a good idea before I started writing it, and the end could have been a little more shocking, but still...As of now, it's rated 4.25/4, and some guy posted saying that it would be "funny" to see a human/animal hybrid.

What the Christ?

	Isn't Spiderman an (none / 0) (#1)
	by Anonymous Reader on Wed May 8th, 2002 at 06:29:50 AM PST

	animal/human hybrid? So what exactly is your problem madam?

	As if I'd enjoy... (none / 0) (#2)
	by derek3000 on Wed May 8th, 2002 at 06:56:11 AM PST

	that juvenile tripe. <p> Yates is my comic book, plebe. Now run along. ---------------- "Feel me when I bring it!" --Gay Jamie

	My inadeqacy is showing, who (none / 0) (#4)
	by Anonymous Reader on Wed May 8th, 2002 at 07:28:05 AM PST

	or what is Yates?

	Answer (none / 0) (#7)
	by walwyn on Wed May 8th, 2002 at 08:24:04 AM PST

	It is a down market wine bar. Popular amongst the Celts and Northern British but starting to infiltrate into the south.

	whoops (none / 0) (#3)
	by derek3000 on Wed May 8th, 2002 at 06:59:50 AM PST

	n/t ---------------- "Feel me when I bring it!" --Gay Jamie

	Did you notice (none / 0) (#5)
	by Fon2d2 on Wed May 8th, 2002 at 07:34:40 AM PST

	that one of the people that voted 5 on your comment was bc from the Adequacy staff?

	That's correct (none / 0) (#6)
	by bc on Wed May 8th, 2002 at 07:55:45 AM PST

	I did so after reading this diary. In my opinion, it thoroughly deserved it. ♥, bc.

	I was afriad (5.00 / 1) (#10)
	by derek3000 on Wed May 8th, 2002 at 10:59:54 AM PST

	that "thesises" would give it away, but I guess not. Thanks for the five! ---------------- "Feel me when I bring it!" --Gay Jamie

	Funny, (none / 0) (#11)
	by because it isnt on Wed May 8th, 2002 at 11:52:28 AM PST

	I was reading exactly that joke on trollaxor.com yesterday. But it's not a coincidence, because I think they actually posted the joke a few weeks ago. Sadly, I don't have a kur0shin account, and can't give Refutation the 5 he richly deserves for stating somewhere else on the site that kids should be in school, not doing a McJob to partially pay for their SUV. adequacy.org -- because it isn't

	This is the women's bathroom, sir. (none / 0) (#12)
	by derek3000 on Wed May 8th, 2002 at 11:56:24 AM PST

	I'm really not sure at all what you're talking about. I'm not trying to be deliberately obtuse. ---------------- "Feel me when I bring it!" --Gay Jamie

	I'm talking about (none / 0) (#13)
	by because it isnt on Wed May 8th, 2002 at 12:42:51 PM PST

	"It's a good idea to talk up your education and then write like you don't have one" or something like that. adequacy.org -- because it isn't

	Why not? (none / 0) (#8)
	by The Mad Scientist on Wed May 8th, 2002 at 09:47:53 AM PST

	DNA is nothing more than just a microcode. Why it should be deemed untouchable and uneditable? Who ever said human evolution ended? Can't genetic engineering be considered just another evolution factor? Aren't we part of the nature? Aren't our labs part of the nature as well, then?

	Somehow... (none / 0) (#9)
	by hauntedattics on Wed May 8th, 2002 at 10:19:34 AM PST

	I knew you'd say that. Score one for predictability, at least.

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