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 Because I got bored...

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Oct 17, 2001
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I surfed the net and I found a couple amusing things. Oh, they aren't 100% politically correct, so if I offend someone...well, tough beans.

On a personal note, nothing of interest happened here today. Nothing...absolutely nothing.

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First, there's an amusing Flash animation I found on Neal Boortz's website.

Second, here's something I found on PoliSat.com. Yes, this is the naughty stuff. If you don't like it, write a nasty comment and I'll consider removing it at some time in the future (hahaha).

A Day in the Life of a Radical muslim Terrorist:.
1. Recites morning prayer for divine guidance.
2. Performs morning beating of wife for insufficient modesty.
3. Recites noon prayer for divine guidance.
4. Performs noon beating of wife for insufficient subservience.
5. Attends afternoon bomb-making workshop.
6. Recites afternoon prayer for divine guidance.
7. Performs farewell beating of wife.
8. Attaches bomb to self, approaches unsuspecting [kafir]; commits suicide/murder.
9. Approaches Eternal Gate to seek directions for finding the virgins.
10. Asks angel at the Gate why he resembles Lucifer.

sounds like my kinda guy :)


here's something else (none / 0) (#1)
by Frithiof on Wed Oct 17th, 2001 at 04:57:28 PM PST
that I'm sure some of you will find amusing. U.S. Muslim leader sez Jews blew up WTC


-Frith

 
here's something (none / 0) (#2)
by Frithiof on Wed Oct 17th, 2001 at 08:25:51 PM PST
that I recieved from a nice Palestinian lady.
<P>
<A HREF="http://www.angelfire.com/rant/truthaboutpalestine/">The Truth about Palestine</A>
<P>
it's up to YOU to decide whether this information is valid or not


-Frith

damn... (none / 0) (#3)
by Frithiof on Wed Oct 17th, 2001 at 08:26:52 PM PST
Link

I shoulda chosen HTML the first time


-Frith

 
Not quite... (5.00 / 1) (#4)
by poltroon on Wed Oct 17th, 2001 at 08:54:05 PM PST
I believe you're thinking of traditional fundamentalist terrorists. We're dealing with the paradoxical postmodernist variety these days.

You left out a few typical activities, like...

11. Stop in at the internet cafe for a few hours.
12. Meander around Walmart for a while.
13. Go out with comrades for one last night of drinking.

And, of course, these guys don't have wives. They're too scrawny and shy and misunderstood, kinda like these guys.

 

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