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For whom should I become a maid?
A Busty Sorority 18%
A Halfway House for Women 0%
A Psychiatric Hospital for Women 31%
Alyson Hannigan 18%
Jin Wicked 12%
Sarah Michelle Gellar 18%

Votes: 16

 The Perfect Career

 Author:  Topic:  Posted:
Aug 17, 2002
 Comments:

I am at the tender age of nineteen at which I must seriously consider what I want to do with the rest of my life. For many years, I had been unable to find a career that was adequate with my hedonistic lifestyle. It seemed that every career upon which I came required me either to leave my home environment daily or to seclude myself from the populous. I also needed a career that would give me a chance to help others. I knew my college years would not last forever, and that suicide would be my option if I could not find the perfect career. Wallowing in my sorrow, I turned to the only thing that could help me in times of need: bishoujo games. At last I finally found the perfect career for me!

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Ever since I eXperienced Tokemeki Check-in, I realized what I want to do with my life. I want to be a maid. Not only would it allow me to work at home, but also it would give me opportunities to meet beautiful women. Not only would it be a comfortable job, but I would also gain intense satisfaction from altruistically fulfilling every whim of the Mistress and her beautiful female guests. Of course, as a good maid, I would also be experienced in providing the Mistress and her busty female guests night service. Of course, as I realized in many bishoujo games, many of the female guests wouldn't wait until the night for services and would force me to provide them with entertainment whenever they desired. In other words, being a maid would be a job that required me to work throughout the night without rest, but it would be worth it for the satisfaction of pleasing the Mistress.

There might be some individuals who feel that choosing a career such as this is wrong because of my masculine gender. Some might even question my sexuality. However, there is no need to take these individuals seriously considering that they equate heterosexuality with homoerotic sports. Although it might seem eccentric for a member of the masculine gender to submit to a member of the feminine gender, there is nothing I would rather do than to please Mistress and her guests.

In conclusion, I have realized that as a maid, not only will I be in a career that I enjoy, but I will also be able to help others.




I have the perfect job for you (none / 0) (#1)
by because it isnt on Sun Aug 18th, 2002 at 05:07:31 AM PST
After the untimely death of her faithful maid, Lara Croft is looking for a suitably skilled replacement for serving, wardrobe and cleaning/hygiene duties.

You can thank me later.
adequacy.org -- because it isn't

 
A.D.I.D.A.S. (none / 0) (#2)
by KingAzzy on Tue Aug 20th, 2002 at 03:01:10 PM PST
Anus to anus, her pubic hairs tangled in mine, we sailed off towards the great lands of the never on the river epcot!


 

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