For years the've been saying that it was that English homosexual Alan Turing who cracked the Nazi codes, when the truth was it was the Marine Corps Code Talkers, not some sissy limey. The whole Alan Turing hoax is as huge as it is shameless. They claim he invented computers too; another anti-American kick in the nuts by the Gay Conspiracy. He supposedly named it Collosus, after his favorite dildo.
The whole history of WWII has been faked to heap all the credit on known homosexuals like Winston Churchill and his Queer RAF, as if all the American and Canadian pilots that really saved Gay England didn't exist. Which, from a homo point of view, "breeders" might as well not not count.
Movies like "Gladiator" or "Sparticus" are targets of the same academic-homosexual-British smear campaign. Anything that shows history from a real man's point of view is mocked and degraded by smarty pants ivory tower propagandists, who make up little historical quibbles to discredit the straight experience. Look at what they did to Alexander the Great.
Fortunately, America has Hollywood, the last bastion of real masculine, straight pride left in the world, and the most powerful force for heterosexualization we have ever put in the field. The leather shorts of hetero greatness, first worn by Charelton Heston in "Spartacus" and passed down to Thomas Magnum P.I. and his booshy mustachios, and on down to our modern kings of straightness, Dave Matthews, Tom Hanks, and Russel Crowe.
I would also cite Tom Hanks' former gay lifestlye ("Bosom Buddies") as the final evidence that you can go straight, if you really want to.
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