How much Xanax will be adequate?

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How much Xanax will be adequate?

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Oct 13, 2001

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I have recently come into possession of a small quantity of alprazolam , perhaps better known by the brand name Xanax.

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I would like to swallow some quantity of this intriguing substance, and then repair to the local tavern in order to supplement the drug with alcohol, and then brag sloppily about my edgy lifestyle to any potential spouse in the vicinity.

The trick is figuring out the proper dosage. The initial recommended dosage for this drug is 0.25mg, but when using pharmaceauticals recreationally, I tend to bump up the dosage a bit. The pills in my possession appear to be quite conducive to this, so much so that I am considering splitting one lavender, ovoid-shaped, 1mg tablet, and gulping down the bigger half.

I am accustomed to the rigors of alcohol, so I think I can hold down four drinks on top of the half-pill. Other downers have given me little trouble in this regard. If things are different this time, well, I'm cheerfully resigned to vomiting occaisionally in the pursuit of knowledge, but any input from the pointy-headed biochem crew or from the rock-star drunks or from the glitter-faced rave babies would be most appreciated.

	It feels like I am wearing a hat. (none / 0) (#1)
	by RobotSlave on Sat Oct 13th, 2001 at 11:13:59 PM PST

	But I am bare-headed. Pretty minor stuff, really. If things don't improve soon, I'll have to accelerate the schedule. © 2002, RobotSlave. You may not reproduce this material, in whole or in part, without written permission of the owner.

	Take a lot (none / 0) (#19)
	by Anonymous Reader on Sun Oct 14th, 2001 at 08:18:12 PM PST

	Hey man, I've had muchas experience with alprozalam, and other fun benzodiazepenes, like Klonopin and Valium. One time I took 2.5mg Klonopin and 2mg Xanax, and drank a bottle of wine. I forgot EVERYTHING that happened over the next 2 days, but people tell me I was having a great time pulling ridiculous antics and stumbling around. But definately take as much Xanax as possible, because the overdose level is pretty high when taken just by itself. Some people with severe anxiety take 2mg's a day or more, so you'll be OK taking a bunch. Just be careful mixing it with alcohol, because it leads to really long blackouts.

	No, thank you. (none / 0) (#20)
	by RobotSlave on Sun Oct 14th, 2001 at 08:57:28 PM PST

	Extended blackouts are also on the list of things that I wish to avoid. But thanks for the advice anyway, Rock Star. The 0.5mg plus a few pints was perfect. I just wish the potential spouse on the next bar-stool hadn't been such a lunatic puritan. It was fun arguing at length in favor of recreational drug use while getting progressively more and more well-disposed toward humanity, but I do not think I came any closer to obtaining a spouse. Ah well. On the plus side, at this dosage, and at the projected frequency of recreational use, the small supply at hand should last me quite some time. © 2002, RobotSlave. You may not reproduce this material, in whole or in part, without written permission of the owner.

	Behold. (5.00 / 1) (#2)
	by tkatchev on Sun Oct 14th, 2001 at 12:20:32 AM PST

	This is where disrespect for Christianity leads you. How long until you're mainlining heroin? Any bets? -- Peace and much love...

	I love you. (5.00 / 1) (#3)
	by RobotSlave on Sun Oct 14th, 2001 at 01:41:42 AM PST

	No, really, you're a beautiful human being. Tell me more about God. I feel sooo good right now, and I want to share your joy... © 2002, RobotSlave. You may not reproduce this material, in whole or in part, without written permission of the owner.

	God loves you. (none / 0) (#4)
	by tkatchev on Sun Oct 14th, 2001 at 01:47:07 AM PST

	I don't though. I'm not God, and you're just a low-down junkie. -- Peace and much love...

	More, please, about God. (5.00 / 1) (#5)
	by RobotSlave on Sun Oct 14th, 2001 at 01:51:49 AM PST

	You are a shining beacon. I can see your spirit, and it is more luminous than a thousand suns. I know you can show me the way. I treasure you. I am wearing a wool hat now, and I can feel the benevolent sacrifice of the lamb. Give me the Word, brother! © 2002, RobotSlave. You may not reproduce this material, in whole or in part, without written permission of the owner.

	Dumbass. (none / 0) (#14)
	by tkatchev on Sun Oct 14th, 2001 at 03:44:15 AM PST

	n f-ing t. -- Peace and much love...

	I see. So God is a Dumbass. Intriguing. (5.00 / 1) (#16)
	by RobotSlave on Sun Oct 14th, 2001 at 08:35:51 AM PST

	In the cold light of dawn, I cling to you for succor. You carry the light of truth before me. The sound of your footsteps falling on the one true path is the rhythm that steadies my wayward heart. © 2002, RobotSlave. You may not reproduce this material, in whole or in part, without written permission of the owner.

	RobotSlave (none / 0) (#6)
	by Anonymous Reader on Sun Oct 14th, 2001 at 01:52:28 AM PST

	Moderators: please don't delete this. It's off-topic to this diary but it's a personal question to RobotSlave. RobotSlave, I don't know anything about you other than your nickname, but your nickname made me wonder: are you into ASFR stuff? If so, of what natures, specifically? Might I know you from any of the websites? I ask solely because the Internet is a big place and it would be weird and interesting to run into the same person two places. If you have no idea what I'm talking about, please disregard. Posted anonymously to preserve my precious mojo

	Oog. (5.00 / 1) (#7)
	by RobotSlave on Sun Oct 14th, 2001 at 02:08:46 AM PST

	You're harshing my mellow, dude. Once I'm done feeling all blissful, I'm going to have to delve into this ASFR that you speak of so as to be able to traumatize the people I know who think they're all jaded and worldly. There is, I'm sure, an intersection with hentai out there somewhere, too, but I'll try not to search for it-- I can only take so much. © 2002, RobotSlave. You may not reproduce this material, in whole or in part, without written permission of the owner.

	Answer me in English. (none / 0) (#8)
	by Anonymous Reader on Sun Oct 14th, 2001 at 02:24:03 AM PST

	Are you ASFR? Yes, or no. Your name made me wonder. I'm not into the robot stuff (I do the trans., freeze, mann., and statue stuff), but I keep in touch with some of the robot people, and I used to frequent #asfr although the robot folk grossly outnumber the freeze/statue folk. Just wondering.

	Dear Mr. Literal: (none / 0) (#9)
	by RobotSlave on Sun Oct 14th, 2001 at 02:38:09 AM PST

	No. I use the handle here and there, true, but as stated elsewhere, all of my searching for potential spouses happens far, far away from the internet, be it web, usenet, gopher, bearshare, or whatever else you perverts are fussing about with these days. © 2002, RobotSlave. You may not reproduce this material, in whole or in part, without written permission of the owner.

	Okay. (2.50 / 2) (#10)
	by Anonymous Reader on Sun Oct 14th, 2001 at 02:43:32 AM PST

	I spend all my spare time fantasizing about fondling the nubile young bodies of innocent teenage girls and then zapping them with scientifically-proven magic petrification rays that transform them into hard marble statues, then I take my pretty petrified teenage girls and put them in my room and dress them up in pretty hats and hug them and talk to them and so forth -- then I realize it's all just a fantasy and I cry because I'm all alone with no petrified teenage girls to love. posted anonymously to protect my precious image as an upstanding and non-perverted member of society

	are you Adam Rightmann? (none / 0) (#11)
	by otak on Sun Oct 14th, 2001 at 03:02:19 AM PST

	Or... (none / 0) (#12)
	by otak on Sun Oct 14th, 2001 at 03:20:34 AM PST

	or Jin Wicked?

	No, he's not (5.00 / 1) (#15)
	by Adam Rightmann on Sun Oct 14th, 2001 at 05:36:41 AM PST

	and petrifyng people is dangerously close to turning people into pillars of salt, which should remain only in God's power. A. Rightmann

	You're a sick, sick monster. (5.00 / 1) (#13)
	by Craig McPherson on Sun Oct 14th, 2001 at 03:33:17 AM PST

	I've dealt with you pervert freaks before, so don't try to claim to be anything other than a deformed, brain-damaged, socially-outcast blight on the arse of proper society. You horrible, horrible freak: you should be burnt alive like the deviant that you are. Your bizarre, sexist ideas make you no better than common rapists, homosexuals, and Catholics, and your references to "magic transformations" mark you as an occultist trying to lure our children into satanism. This "statue fetish" stuff is just another deformity in a mind that's probably severely damaged but drugs, alcohol, caffeine, and electronic music. I think you should be locked away in a nuthouse before you try to act out your sick delusions in the real world by dipping REAL nubile teenage girls into vats of cement or something equally sick and disturbing like that. I hope you get banned from the Internet and from society, and since I imagine you're probably a paedophile also (with your repeated references to beautiful, nude teenage girls and the gentle suppleness of their awe-inspiring young buttocks), I hope they keep you locked far, far away from any real children. -- If you want to know why Lunix is so screwed up, just take a look at the people who use it. Idiocy.

	you are aware (none / 0) (#17)
	by johnny ambiguous on Sun Oct 14th, 2001 at 10:40:17 AM PST

	Think "Kurt Cobain." Really. You are aware that taking benzos in any sizable quantity is strongly correlated with bleary bouts of severe, maudlin depression? Maybe not for everybody but for quite a few, including me and also one old friend of mine whose funeral I attended a few years back. By the way, that guy (before he died of course) taught me his bar room recipe for what he called a "Xanagator Slammer." It's real simple. Take a half-milligram Xanax. Fold it inside a business card. Take a blunt heavy object and bang on the card until the pill inside turns to dust. Now order a double vodka from your friendly bartender (don't forget to tip!), unfold the card, sprinkle the purple powder into the double shot, and bottoms up! Ahhh, tranquility is only moments away. Be careful. Just a suggestion. Yours WDK - WKiernan@concentric.net Getting into my Chevrolet Magic Fire, I drove slowly back to the office. - L. Rosen

	Finally, substantive advice. (none / 0) (#18)
	by RobotSlave on Sun Oct 14th, 2001 at 02:20:21 PM PST

	Severe, maudlin depression is a side-effect that I would just as soon avoid. Thus, no MDMA for RobotSlave. Your warning, alas, comes too late. The plan outlined above was put into effect, and it seems to have been a great success, so far. I'm still feeling quite nice fifteen hours later, after a long, lovely slumber. Now when should I expect the depression to kick in? Tomorrow? Later today? Or is it the sort of thing that only shows up with continued use? What constitutes "any sizeable quantitiy" here? © 2002, RobotSlave. You may not reproduce this material, in whole or in part, without written permission of the owner.

	i would have recommended more (none / 0) (#21)
	by alprazolam on Mon Oct 15th, 2001 at 02:19:01 PM PST

	never take less than a milligram, i say. make sure you're well rested though because mixing with booze can put you to sleep.

	Thank you. (none / 0) (#22)
	by RobotSlave on Mon Oct 15th, 2001 at 04:51:39 PM PST

	I may try a full milligram the next time I feel the urge. I should add, though, that an early slumber, full of strange dreams, or with no dreams at all, is not a side effect that I fear. © 2002, RobotSlave. You may not reproduce this material, in whole or in part, without written permission of the owner.

	fear is never a problem (none / 0) (#23)
	by alprazolam on Tue Oct 16th, 2001 at 11:24:58 AM PST

	No reason to be afraid of any drugs. However there is the hugely important question of "am I getting my money's worth?" Hard to do this if you fall asleep.

	Cost is not a factor. (none / 0) (#24)
	by RobotSlave on Tue Oct 16th, 2001 at 06:18:58 PM PST

	Because I am well-dressed and shamelessly flattering, attractive people in clean, healthy taverns are predisposed to give me drugs. The quantity of Xanax in my possession came to me free of charge. © 2002, RobotSlave. You may not reproduce this material, in whole or in part, without written permission of the owner.

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