One may also argue that the mass killing of many to serve the purposes few, especially those who might control the human race, is not only inhumane but also immoral. If that were so, then great leaders such as Adolf Hitler and Mussolini would have been tried and convicted years ago for what the condescending conservatives might call "crimes against humanity." If these were truly "crimes against humanity," that would imply that we are worse off as a society today because of their actions. Thus, the conservative regime itself has been changed dramatically by the actions of these wonderful leaders and their followers. How can they pass judgment on someone who played a major role in creating the organization that they are today? It does not follow. The conservative party, then, has no business interfering or arguing with this operation, as their supposed "position" has already been proven to be insubstantial and therefore invalid.

I have the full backing of the liberal governmental bodies, including the CIA, FBI, and the Treasury Department. We are prepared to enact this program worldwide, and we are so zealous for this program that we will not clear it with other governments or the closed-minded fundamentalist conservatives that threaten our agenda. What the other nations and conservatives do not know will not hurt them. Their ignorance is part of our calculations.

Despite how you may feel about most analysts, especially liberal ones, I am not without at least a single recommendation as to how this proposal might be executed. Below I will list a concisely summarized suggested schedule of toxins to be released with plenty of lenience for addition or omission. Please note that this is just a suggestion.

To start, I suggest that the smallpox virus be released into the atmosphere in order to cause a worldwide pandemic. This will trigger the short-term evolution necessary to eliminate the disease in humans for eternity. Next on the list is a widespread contamination of the HIV virus. Those strong enough to overcome and immunize against the virus will live to have offspring, and those who are too weak to fight it off will not reproduce, thus keeping with Darwin's theory of the survival of the fittest.

These would be followed by other diseases, as well as dangerous chemicals such as chlorine gas, cyanide, and mustard gas. All of these must be presented for exposure to the human body in order to force the human race into evolution. I suggest using the German Workers' Nationalist Party's methods for distributing these chemicals en masse. Those left alive will only become stronger. Those dead will not reproduce and risk contaminating our precious gene pool with their tainted DNA.

All in all, this plan will hopefully produce the strongest generation of human beings ever born, able to withstand all that our manufactured planet may spit back at us. It will also cure us of the terrible poverty created by the overpopulation of our already crowded planet. The lives lost in the execution of the plan will be mourned, indeed, but they will also be celebrated and remembered, for they gave their lives for the preservation and evolution of the greatest species ever to grace the planet Earth with its footsteps, Homo sapiens.

Another thing has entered my mind, a strange hope that lurks in the back pages of my troubled cranium. Perhaps many of us alive today may still be alive when my plan has reached its conclusion. I hope to live to see that day, because I hope to see a better tomorrow, a better future, a better human.

I hope to see the day when humans may mix ammonia and chlorine bleach to use as a cleaning solution without fear of inhaling dangerous toxic fumes. I dream of a day when no one mentions AIDS or smallpox, because everyone has had both of them at least once and no one is afraid of contracting either of the two because their immune systems are strong enough. I dream of a day when our immune systems are so strong that they kill us when we become toxic to ourselves in our old and decrepit state.

Despite my suggestions for execution of my proposal, this article is only a proposition, not a definite solution. I am not suggesting that my suggested solution is the best one out there. However, the need for evolution is quite clear. We as humans must evolve, and the natural processes of life are increasingly too slow to react effectively to the consequences of human progress and the dangers created thusly.

Humanity needs a solution to this ever-growing problem. We must do something now, before it's too late.