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Natalie who?
Natalie Portman 42%
Natalie Imbruglia 28%
Kylie Minogue 28%

Votes: 7

 The truth finally comes out.

 Author:  Topic:  Posted:
Mar 15, 2002
 Comments:
I now know why osm has given up on Natalie. It's because she's a whore. What have you done, my precious child?
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What a surprise. (2.50 / 2) (#1)
by tkatchev on Fri Mar 15th, 2002 at 10:13:37 AM PST
Could have fooled me there. Amazing.


--
Peace and much love...

 
The truth is far more sinister... (none / 0) (#2)
by osm on Fri Mar 15th, 2002 at 11:44:06 AM PST
Natalie Portman is... and God, it kills me to have to say it... an Open Sores advocate.

Don't believe me? examine this picture closely.

Now. Take a look at the finer things offered by our great German friends, a country world-renowned for its quality workmanship and engineering.


Oh, this is a black, black day. (none / 0) (#3)
by elenchos on Fri Mar 15th, 2002 at 02:22:10 PM PST
It must be all that snortable heroin that the young stars are into these days. It scrambles the brain and leaves you susceptible to all kinds of sick weirdness.


I do, I do, I do
--Bikini Kill

 
Interesting (none / 0) (#4)
by Anonymous Reader on Sat Mar 16th, 2002 at 05:17:08 PM PST
that you would give up on Natalie for that reason, considering your initials stand for "Open Source Man." Eva Habermann may be attractive, but she lacks the exotic beauty that Natalie has. And Eva will never reach the status of a troll icon.

 

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