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Votes: 5

Hell in your Handbasket

Author:

tkatchev

Topic:

Diaries

Posted:

Nov 03, 2001

Comments:

So, how long before the whole thing gets screwed over??

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The world has been going to hell in a handbasket in a long, long time; however, this time around, this seems to be the "real-thing", not a fire drill. With the rampant terrorism, atheism, idiotism, libralism, Prozac and other narcotics -- we seem to have finally figured out how to efficiently kill ourselves without causing pain and inconvenience.

So, how long do we have?!

	Bahh (none / 0) (#1)
	by osm on Sat Nov 3rd, 2001 at 10:00:57 AM PST

	people have predicting the end of the world since the beginning of the world.

	But, (none / 0) (#3)
	by tkatchev on Sat Nov 3rd, 2001 at 10:31:21 AM PST

	But, that is exactly my point. This time around we are actually getting somewhere in this "world-ending" business. -- Peace and much love...

	good riddance, i say (5.00 / 1) (#5)
	by osm on Sat Nov 3rd, 2001 at 10:36:14 AM PST

	i just hope there are 50 virgins waiting for me on the other side.

	Only if... (5.00 / 1) (#6)
	by tkatchev on Sat Nov 3rd, 2001 at 11:07:12 AM PST

	Only if you're a really bad airplane pilot. -- Peace and much love...

	SO, what else is new? (none / 0) (#17)
	by em on Mon Nov 5th, 2001 at 02:24:39 PM PST

	The mere assumption that the world has an end leads to the probability of any claim that the world will end soon to become higher and higher as time passes, regardless of when the world actually ends. So, your statement is completely uninformative. --em Associate Editor, Adequacy.org

	that's not true at all. (none / 0) (#18)
	by plastik55 on Thu Nov 8th, 2001 at 12:32:17 AM PST

	e.g. if the date of the end of the world is drawn from a Poisson distribution. --- You fucking terror midget. Die a firey fucking death. -- Matthew 30:06

	Since you are a Christian, (none / 0) (#2)
	by Anonymous Reader on Sat Nov 3rd, 2001 at 10:08:45 AM PST

	all this must please you no end.

	Since you are a moron (none / 0) (#4)
	by tkatchev on Sat Nov 3rd, 2001 at 10:33:32 AM PST

	I'll waste no time explaining patiently to you that "the end of the world" is no more fun for Christians than for the rest of you. True, Christians might be more prepared for it, but that doesn't mean they made it happen. (Sigh. Atheists have zero critical thinking skills. Don't keep your mind too open, stuff happens to fall out of it. Just look at our atheist friends.) -- Peace and much love...

	Reports of the coming of the end of the world... (none / 0) (#7)
	by FreemoreJohnson on Sat Nov 3rd, 2001 at 11:31:16 AM PST

	. . .have been highly exaggerated. You assert that this is the real-deal... but I don't see why. There have been wars and tragedy forever. Why is this different?

	Tragedy is for real. (none / 0) (#8)
	by tkatchev on Sat Nov 3rd, 2001 at 11:51:37 AM PST

	The stuff going on now is just play-acting, though. Which is why the world might end, because nobody takes anything seriously anymore. -- Peace and much love...

	Well, (none / 0) (#10)
	by FreemoreJohnson on Sat Nov 3rd, 2001 at 12:26:56 PM PST

	yeah, you're right, in a sort of "Dr. Strangelove" way. People trivialize and romanticize tragedy. But is it new? And if it isn't new, why is this round more serious than the last couple thousand?

	Not Just Yet (none / 0) (#9)
	by nx01 on Sat Nov 3rd, 2001 at 12:08:55 PM PST

	Being a True Christian (Pre-Trib Protestant, as described in the "Left Behind" series of books and movie), I can guarentee you one thing: I am still here, so it isn't happening yet. When I get beamed up off to Heaven, I'll let you know so you can start worrying about your eternal soul and start preparing for the death and destruction of the Tribulation. "Every time I look at the X window system, it's so fucking stupid; and part of me feels responsible for the worst parts of it." -- James Gosling

	super (none / 0) (#11)
	by FreemoreJohnson on Sat Nov 3rd, 2001 at 12:30:26 PM PST

	When I get beamed up off to Heaven, I'll let you know so you can start worrying about your eternal soul and start preparing for the death and destruction of the Tribulation. That's nice of you, thanks very much. But what's with the plug for the crazy books?

	True Christianity (5.00 / 2) (#12)
	by nx01 on Sat Nov 3rd, 2001 at 01:11:49 PM PST

	In the United States, Christianity is not just a religion -- it is a way of life. For instance, there are Christian Coffee Houses, Christian Rock, Christian Movies, and even Christian marital aids. American Christianity is more than a religion, it's an industry -- a tribute to the capitalism. To be a Christian without buying into the Christian Culture would nearly be sacrilege. Thus, I felt it my duty to point you towards some resources you could buy to get a feel for me. I will be praying for you. "Every time I look at the X window system, it's so fucking stupid; and part of me feels responsible for the worst parts of it." -- James Gosling

	Wellp, (none / 0) (#13)
	by FreemoreJohnson on Sat Nov 3rd, 2001 at 01:32:36 PM PST

	I live in the United States, and you're right, some forms of Christianity are clearly industries. I know you didn't argue it was unique, but I ought to just note that the Roman Catholic Church was an industry a lot earlier. BTW, the Christian marital aids site is funny, and I don't consider myself uptight... but... A frigging baby jesus buttplug? :) For christ's sake!

	There are exactly 42 days .. (none / 0) (#14)
	by seventypercent on Sun Nov 4th, 2001 at 12:20:03 AM PST

	.. left before the end of the world. Be sure to run up your Visa balance! -- Red-blooded patriots do not use Linux.

	are you talking about global warming? (none / 0) (#15)
	by philipm on Sun Nov 4th, 2001 at 05:53:54 AM PST

	The real killer is global warming. People sarcastically say that the only way to solve the global warming problem is to kill everyone, but even that will not work! The only way to kill all human beings is with nuclear weapons, and doing so will only make global warming worse. We are screwed! --philipm

	Actually, no. (none / 0) (#16)
	by tkatchev on Sun Nov 4th, 2001 at 07:14:19 AM PST

	Using mass nuclear weapons would probably cause nuclear winter. I'm not sure how that would counteract with global warming, though. Maybe the two will cancel each other out, and the birds and the bees will finally live in peace and harmony... -- Peace and much love...

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