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 OMG, ESR is a troll!

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Nov 19, 2001
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In a fit of mental incompetence, I decided to read Eric S. Raymond's[1] webpage.
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I am aghast: "ESR" turns out to be nothing but an elaborate troll! I am horrified that sombody who is held to be so esteemed by shallow "open source" kiddies turns out to be a giant hoax!

Check for yourself:

OK, I guess that's enough for now; though, if anybody really wants to sift through this pile of material, you are welcome.

[1] Eric S. Raymond (or "ESR") is a "guru" and role-model of various g**k and hacker communities; why that is so is unknown, since the man contributed absolutely nothing of value to the human race.


Did you read his articles on fornication? (none / 0) (#1)
by Adam Rightmann on Mon Nov 19th, 2001 at 09:52:07 AM PST
Love and respect are conspiciously missing.


A. Rightmann

A troll is a troll. (none / 0) (#4)
by tkatchev on Mon Nov 19th, 2001 at 11:02:30 AM PST
What do you expect? He's probably the type that posts anonymous homoerotic "fiction" on web bulletin boards.


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Peace and much love...

Vulcan Love Meld (5.00 / 1) (#6)
by egg troll on Mon Nov 19th, 2001 at 02:39:24 PM PST
Its well known that the plurality of homoerotic Star Trek slash fanfic comes from ESR. Yes, ESR is the one responsible for creepy stuff like this: "Their lips touched. The shock jolted down the Vulcan's spine ... Then Kirk moved against him, the velvet of Kirk's lips so much softer than Spock had imagined -- and that awareness came crashing through him, tearing down layers and levels of carefully placed defenses. Imagined, yes, in all those dark, forbidden hours of the night. Dreamed of, yes, though Vulcans claimed not to dream such things. He had wanted this for so long that he could not remember a time before he had wanted it. His eyes closed against his will, and he moaned faintly against the human's mouth."


Posting for the love of the baby Jesus....

Now i like good slash fiction... (none / 0) (#8)
by Winter on Mon Nov 19th, 2001 at 08:26:17 PM PST
As well as any other guy, but that's just silly. I'm going to be sick now, and i don't know why.

 
Don't want to. (5.00 / 1) (#7)
by RobotSlave on Mon Nov 19th, 2001 at 03:02:59 PM PST
The funny man scares the crap out of me, mommy.

I did, however, read the only piece of his "writings" that he listed under the heading, "science."


© 2002, RobotSlave. You may not reproduce this material, in whole or in part, without written permission of the owner.

 
His environmental credentials are suspect too! (4.00 / 1) (#2)
by dmg on Mon Nov 19th, 2001 at 10:00:45 AM PST
As this article will explain.

time to give a Newtonian demonstration - of a bullet, its mass and its acceleration.
-- MC Hawking

 
ESR is A RICH and POWERFUL Man (3.00 / 1) (#3)
by doofus on Mon Nov 19th, 2001 at 10:39:27 AM PST
Well, he claimed to be rich when VA Linux IPOed back in the halcyon days of 1999, when "Underpants Gnomes"-like business plans were considered robust enough to justify stratospheric stock prices for free software companies. He even wrote a piece about his new-found wealth at Slashdot. But he hasn't written one about his current net worth lately.


Notice... (none / 0) (#5)
by tkatchev on Mon Nov 19th, 2001 at 11:04:08 AM PST
Notice that the g**k "leadership" at Slashdot has conveniently deleted all comments in the story.


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Peace and much love...

Hypocracy? (none / 0) (#13)
by egg troll on Tue Nov 20th, 2001 at 09:31:41 AM PST
I certainly hope you're not going to walk onto treacherous ice by accusing the enlightened editors of Slashdot of the crime of hypocracy by deleting comments, are you? How you could accuse these saint-like people of such a thing is beyond me. Everyone knows that the Slashdot editors are not only infallable, but also as morally pure as Natalie Portman.


Posting for the love of the baby Jesus....

 
I lost my open-source developer scorecard (none / 0) (#9)
by Anonymous Reader on Mon Nov 19th, 2001 at 10:11:35 PM PST
I forget, which one's the pedophile, which one doesn't bathe, and which one turned out to be a hypocrite whose company now sells proprietary software?

pedophile?! (none / 0) (#10)
by osm on Mon Nov 19th, 2001 at 11:08:06 PM PST
NATALIE PORTMAN IS 20 GODDAMNIT.

Speaking of whom... (none / 0) (#11)
by Anonymous Reader on Tue Nov 20th, 2001 at 12:03:47 AM PST
Dude: nipple (click link, scroll down to see pic). Her right one, next to the gun stock. THAT'S. (pant!) DEFINITELY. (gasp!) NIPPLE.

Swooooon....

you should take a look (none / 0) (#12)
by osm on Tue Nov 20th, 2001 at 12:33:11 AM PST
at natalieportman.com the second picture from the top is literally breathtaking. and if you click on it, you get a bunch of pictures from the trailer and she will make you melt in all of them.

(Slobber). (none / 0) (#14)
by Anonymous Reader on Tue Nov 20th, 2001 at 10:23:05 PM PST
Looks like I've found my new homepage. There should be some button you can click to edit out all the pics of here getting kissed, though.


yeah, really. (none / 0) (#15)
by osm on Wed Nov 21st, 2001 at 12:09:06 AM PST
stupid lucas and his dumbass choice for anakin.

 

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