When I was starting out in my professional career, my machine partner was an Islamic Turkish woman. I worked the day shift, she worked the night shift (the machine cost $250,000, and we needed to get so many testing hours on it to validate the software, so we did dual shifts.). Now, Arzu was Islamic, but the only way you could tell was that she didn't eat pepperoni. She was pretty, didn't wear a veil, and favored nicely fitting jeans and blouses showing off her decollatage. She preferred to work the night shift so she could get off at midnight and go clubbing. All in all, a typical, fun American party gal.

This is the face that Islam presents to me, a peaceful, nice people, who won't eat pork.

Who then, is the enemy? Allow me to digress.

One of the most dangerous kinds of dogs are championship show dogs. They are aggressive and combative. A recent Atlantic article explains why, in the last 130 years the dogs have been selected for aggressive postures in order to win Kennel Club shows. So, in about 43 dog generations, some dogs have been bred to be so aggressive that they are only good for winning shows and for stud fees, as companions to humans they are dangerous and useless.

Now, imagine a human culture that places a high emphasis on violence and revenge. This culture allows polygamy, so the only men who can breed and pass on their genes are more violent and vengeful than average. Imagine these warlike people breed, and breed, and breed, for thousands of years. After many generations, these people are like show dogs, vicious, aggressive and unfit for human company.

The scary thing is, these people exist, they are Semites. From the Atlantic shores of Algeria to the Tigirs and Euphrates, from the hills of Syria to the great Rift Valley, the vicious, brawling Semites exist in a state of constant warfare and assassination. Look at a sample of Semitic countries. Israel, our country's best friend in the middle east, practices assassination, bombing and concentration camps. Saudi Arabia, our second best friend, is a hypocritical feudalistic society maintaining a tenous grip on their society with the help of their secret police. What irony, the states with the most equality and the largest middle class are Syria, Iraq and Iran.

In the old days, we would have to make Faustian bargains with local despots to keep the oil flowing, while trying to avoid being entangled in their myriad feuds and wars. Today, the promise of genetic engineering offers a solution.

Now, for those of you have object, I ask, have you ever known any Semites? I have. When I was a kid, we would occasionally visit the family of my dad's coworker, who were Egpyptian. Their little boy was a wild one, I would constantly have to kick his ass with wrestling moves learned in gym class, and he kept coming back for more. All he wanted to do was fight!

Perhaps a hemorhagic fever like Anthrax or Ebola could be developed that targets the Semitic genotype, focusing on those hooked nose, dark cruel beady eyed desert catamites. True, it may cause a genocidal plague resulting in one billions deaths, but it may also satave off World War III. After the middle east has been depopulated, a huge World Peace Park can be established, with the vast mineral resources can be protected by multinationals with extensive experience in environmental protection, while the many cultural sites can be controlled by a multinational experienced in providing maximum access at minimum hassle, and at the same time getting rid of those silly cultural biases that make is hard to get baby back ribs in Jerusalem, a beer and pizza during Ramadan, or a blender drink on Saturday.