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 Exciting new diary

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Mar 13, 2002
 Comments:
SpudBoy has been at the top of the diary sidebar for over 48 hours, and I'm sick of seeing his name.
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Sir, (none / 0) (#1)
by elenchos on Wed Mar 13th, 2002 at 09:31:34 PM PST
I find your clever use of whitespace compelling.

Please to sign me up to your newsletter. Thank you.


I do, I do, I do
--Bikini Kill

 
hahaha (none / 0) (#2)
by PotatoError on Wed Mar 13th, 2002 at 09:32:19 PM PST
At first I was looking for someone called Spudboy and then I realised he meant me! (duhhhhh)
<<JUMP! POGO POGO POGO BOUNCE! POGO POGO POGO>>

 
I'd (none / 0) (#3)
by poltroon on Wed Mar 13th, 2002 at 09:40:49 PM PST
post some pictures, for some random diversion, but my camera is still in the hospital - going on three months now. That's Canon and those dumb extended warantees for you. Never am I buying one of those again. What was the problem? (Oh, I know y'all don't care, but I'll tell you anyway) A pixel blew. A tiny green fucking dot. How I wish I'd just decided to live with it.



 
About the only thing true about the title of this (none / 0) (#4)
by Slobodan Milosevic on Wed Mar 13th, 2002 at 10:52:59 PM PST
Diary is the word new. It is far from exciting in any way, shape, or form. I must admit that my heart rate did speed up a bit upon seeing the word exciting. However, all was for naught as I was in for the gravest of disappointments.

Ladies and Gentleman:

This diary is not in the least exciting.

Thank you for your time in reading this.

Yours,

Slobodan Milosevic

What?!? (4.00 / 2) (#5)
by zikzak on Wed Mar 13th, 2002 at 11:22:20 PM PST
What the hell did you expect? A parade of elephants?

I have worked myself to the point of exhaustion writing this diary, and all you can do is criticise? Who the hell do you think I am? I am not a trained monkey, endlessly grinding my organ for your amusement!

I am a real, live person, Mr. Milosevic, and I do not appreciate your cavalier attitude towards my hard work and efforts in supplying you, the reader, with a neverending supply of top-notch, compelling content full of insight and depth! I will not be your jester, dancing about like a fool in my colorfull garb and floppy-eared hat! I am a person, and I will not be accused of posting boring content!!!

You owe me an apology, sir! Never before have I been subjected to such unkind and unfair words! I stand before you naked, my very soul on display for your edification, and what do I receive in return? Naught by scorn and ridicule!

You make me sick.

 
This site is full of criticism [n/t] (5.00 / 2) (#6)
by jvance on Wed Mar 13th, 2002 at 11:39:27 PM PST

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