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Confidential to Karel Jenczek

Author:

RobotSlave

Topic:

Diaries

Posted:

Aug 11, 2002

Comments:

Please cease and desist immediately.

Adequacy often appreciates your amusing input, but we absolutely do not tolerate script kiddies.

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	Attn RobotSlave: (none / 0) (#1)
	by because it isnt on Sun Aug 11th, 2002 at 07:40:17 PM PST

	YHL. HAND. Perhaps you could "tolerate" a "broom" up your "ass". adequacy.org -- because it isn't

	buahah (none / 0) (#2)
	by KingAzzy on Mon Aug 12th, 2002 at 11:29:42 AM PST

	<a href="http://goatse.cx">He'd tolerate</a> much more than a mere skinny ass "broom" up his "ass".

	Handy hint: (none / 0) (#3)
	by because it isnt on Mon Aug 12th, 2002 at 02:31:54 PM PST

	Start comment. Select 'HTML Formatted' and click 'Preview'. Bingo, your preference for HTML is saved. If not, delete your adequacy.org cookies, log in and try again. adequacy.org -- because it isn't

	1 4m 31333337!11!!!! (none / 0) (#4)
	by KingAzzy on Mon Aug 12th, 2002 at 03:54:12 PM PST

	d00d j00 4r3 j3l0s 0f mY m4D sK1LL2!1!!!!!

	C'mere, big boy. (5.00 / 1) (#9)
	by RobotSlave on Tue Aug 13th, 2002 at 05:16:07 AM PST

	I can take your broom, and your copy of "HTML for British-(Yes, That's Right, British) People With A Jeuvenile Sense Of Their Own Cleverness," too. And I can leave you screaming for more. Once you've tasted American Man-Ass, you'll never go back, Sweetie. Have a nice day! YANQACAYTYA! © 2002, RobotSlave. You may not reproduce this material, in whole or in part, without written permission of the owner.

	T ROBOTSLAVE (none / 0) (#10)
	by Anonymous Reader on Tue Aug 13th, 2002 at 06:21:40 AM PST

	I have now noticed someone else using the "Confidential to X: Y" phrase as a synonym for "Attention X: Y" rather than usual meaming. I can only assume this is a crazy new "cult" phrase in the North Americas. Where does it come from? PS: HUGS + KISSES!!!!!!!!!1!XXXXXXX adequacy.org -- because it isn't

	Confidential to Mr. Isn't: (none / 0) (#11)
	by RobotSlave on Tue Aug 13th, 2002 at 06:48:12 AM PST

	I ripped it off of Dan Savage. Where he got it, I have no idea. © 2002, RobotSlave. You may not reproduce this material, in whole or in part, without written permission of the owner.

	Confidential to Mr. Robo-Sleeve (5.00 / 1) (#17)
	by eSolutions on Tue Aug 13th, 2002 at 01:52:24 PM PST

	> I ripped it off of Dan Savage. Where he got it, I > have no idea. He got it from Ann Landers (or was it Dear Abbey? They had a Palpatine/Sidious thing happening before their violent deaths.) FYI. ------- You wanna play the blind man, go walk with a Shepherd. But me, my eyes are wide fuckin' open.

	Dan Savage (5.00 / 1) (#18)
	by hauntedattics on Wed Aug 14th, 2002 at 02:48:57 PM PST

	You ripped what off of Dan Savage? On second thought, don't tell me. I don't want to know.

	Things Found Up RobotSlave's Ass (5.00 / 2) (#13)
	by jvance on Tue Aug 13th, 2002 at 09:14:18 AM PST

	Extra pair of shoes Angry eyes Cheese puffs Key Golf ball Plastic steak Rubber ducky Yo-yo Extra-bouncy bouncy ball Extra teeth (careful - they chatter!) Crayons Blue play-doh a dime (Call me!) Monkey chow Why monkey chow? For the monkeys, of course! -- Adequacy has turned into a cesspool consisting of ... blubbering, superstitious fools arguing with smug, pseudointellectual assholes. -AR

	Other things found up there: (none / 0) (#14)
	by Anonymous Reader on Tue Aug 13th, 2002 at 09:46:20 AM PST

	Mr Potato Head and jelly RobotSlave's head. Waldo. I found him! I found him! Look everyone! Contrary to popular belief, sunlight. adequacy.org -- because it isn't

	You've topped me. (5.00 / 1) (#16)
	by jvance on Tue Aug 13th, 2002 at 12:33:44 PM PST

	Thank God that guy's partner didn't shop at Costco! -- Adequacy has turned into a cesspool consisting of ... blubbering, superstitious fools arguing with smug, pseudointellectual assholes. -AR

	Don't forget... (5.00 / 1) (#21)
	by Anonymous Reader on Sun Aug 18th, 2002 at 06:28:18 AM PST

	...a large supply of wannabe-controversial unbacked claims. From where else he would pull them all the time?

	Karel Jenczek, toilet terrorist (none / 0) (#5)
	by Anonymous Reader on Mon Aug 12th, 2002 at 11:59:41 PM PST

	Fuckin' Karel Jenczek, lemmee tell you about Karel Jenczek. So this one time, right, me and Karel Jenczek are at my apartment, snorting meth and listening to Molly Hatchet (Yeah, I know it, 'Hatch rool!) and taking turns making out with his ex-wife's little sister, just having a blast, so Karel Jenczek gets up and stumbles off to the john. So I don't think nothing of it it, right? So like later I get up to go have a piss and like wash the taste of Virginia Slims and retainer cement out of my mouth, and when I get to the crapper, there's like this HUGE TURD sitting there in toilet! Fuckin' thing was like the size of a goddamm hippopatomus! So I stomp back into the living room and pull that fucker off Kylee and drag him into the john to explain his little surprise. I'm like: "WHAT, may I ask, THE FUCK?" He's like: "oh yeah, I forgot..."! So I'm like all having a coronary: "YOU FORGOT?!? DONT YOU FLUSH THE GODDAMN TOILET WHEN YOU'RE AT HOME?!" He just mumbled something about how he's trying to save water and slunk on out of there, the little bastard. I'm never letting Karel Jenczek party at my place again, and if you know what's good for you, neither should you.

	Harsh. (5.00 / 1) (#6)
	by Anonymous Reader on Tue Aug 13th, 2002 at 01:18:41 AM PST

	Good job you didn't catch me sticking my dick in the mashed potatoes. adequacy.org -- because it isn't

	*projectile vomits* (none / 0) (#8)
	by Anonymous Reader on Tue Aug 13th, 2002 at 03:01:55 AM PST

	Just for that, I'm keeping your Molly Hatchet tape, and your Rush tape. You pig.

	+5, Old Bad Joke Reference (none / 0) (#12)
	by jvance on Tue Aug 13th, 2002 at 08:44:57 AM PST

	-- Adequacy has turned into a cesspool consisting of ... blubbering, superstitious fools arguing with smug, pseudointellectual assholes. -AR

	Automated insult story generators. (none / 0) (#7)
	by Anonymous Reader on Tue Aug 13th, 2002 at 02:06:36 AM PST

	How original.

	Seems... (5.00 / 1) (#20)
	by Anonymous Reader on Sun Aug 18th, 2002 at 05:44:17 AM PST

	...that RobotSlave so hates to lose an argument that he had to take down a whole thread. The link from my previous comment reads Access Denied now, and the whole frontpage story it belonged to strangely disappeared. <P> He cowardly deletes replies that don't agree with his official truths. He calls more situation-aware opponents "paranoid" and he refuses to admit he is wrong. <P> He is a national security risk.

	So how... (none / 0) (#22)
	by Anonymous Reader on Sun Aug 18th, 2002 at 09:49:37 AM PST

	...does this make him different from any other editor?

	Big difference. (none / 0) (#24)
	by Anonymous Reader on Sun Aug 18th, 2002 at 03:58:26 PM PST

	Other editors have balls to actually argue their stance, and if they lose they usually retreat gracefully, or at least relatively gracefully[1]. [1] "Relatively gracefully" includes even calling insults as ARs, at least in comparison with RobotCoward's wipe-the-opponent tactics.

	Get over yourself. (none / 0) (#29)
	by RobotSlave on Sat Aug 31st, 2002 at 06:34:11 PM PST

	Setting up a cron job to continually repost a comment that has been deleted isn't exactly "graceful," either, Mr. Script Kiddie. Especially when you were told in advance that replies would be deleted. © 2002, RobotSlave. You may not reproduce this material, in whole or in part, without written permission of the owner.

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