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 Tyrell versus Rumsfeld

 Author:  Topic:  Posted:
Jun 29, 2002
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SIMILARITIES

Tyrell: Appearance
Rumsfeld: Appearance

Tyrell: Has an army of bloodthirsty robots with god-like technological prowess but without normal human wisdom
Rumsfeld: Has an army of Americans

DIFFERENCES

Tyrell: Plutocrat; is unimaginably wealthy
Rumsfeld: Civil Servant; has been rumored to dance for nickles thrown by a giggling Condeleeza Rice

Tyrell: Good at chess
Rumsfeld: Likes peanuts

Tyrell: Presumably has a cyber-harem of nymphette replicants
Rumsfeld: Dicks Cheney

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Other differences: (none / 0) (#1)
by because it isnt on Sat Jun 29th, 2002 at 05:31:43 PM PST
  • Tyrell is the secretary of defence for the United States.
  • Rumsfeld is a made-up fantasy character who appears in a science-fiction movie.

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Rumsfeld was in Rambo III? (none / 0) (#3)
by Anonymous Reader on Sun Jun 30th, 2002 at 12:09:27 PM PST



 
They're not robots (none / 0) (#2)
by Anonymous Reader on Sun Jun 30th, 2002 at 12:08:14 PM PST
They're called "replicants."


They're called "replicants" (none / 0) (#4)
by Anonymous Reader on Mon Jul 1st, 2002 at 11:23:18 AM PST
They are robots.

Yeah, well (none / 0) (#5)
by Anonymous Reader on Mon Jul 1st, 2002 at 02:47:30 PM PST
You're a robot.

Yeah, well (5.00 / 1) (#7)
by Anonymous Reader on Tue Jul 2nd, 2002 at 03:38:14 PM PST
All your Donald Rumsfeld are belong to us.

Bow down, cocksuckr!

 
Remember how Tyrell met his end? (5.00 / 1) (#6)
by Anonymous Reader on Mon Jul 1st, 2002 at 07:50:53 PM PST
You know, Paul Wolfowitz is a pretty big guy. I bet he could crush someone's skull between his hands.

The only question is, does Paul want more life?

 

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