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Poll

Votes: 10

The time is right

Author:

derek3000

Topic:

Diaries

Posted:

Apr 16, 2002

Comments:

to escort young, supple nubian princesses into the 'digital' age, if you guys know what I mean.That's right: Adequacy readers, lock up your daughters. I am out to do God's work on the now-open market of humanity w/o cocks.

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That's right: Adequacy readers, lock up your daughters. I am out to do God's work on the now-open market of humanity w/o cocks.

	Dear Editors, (none / 0) (#1)
	by derek3000 on Tue Apr 16th, 2002 at 08:26:35 AM PST

	Please leave my error for all to see. This is the punishment I get for tarnishing the name of the Divine. Also, forgive me for the tacky practice of commenting on the r00t level of my own diary. ---------------- "Feel me when I bring it!" --Gay Jamie

	Yes. (none / 0) (#2)
	by Anonymous Reader on Tue Apr 16th, 2002 at 08:33:00 AM PST

	And also, dongs.

	sweet steaming (none / 0) (#3)
	by nathan on Tue Apr 16th, 2002 at 08:54:02 AM PST

	Mother of crap! What do those poll options refer to? Nathan -- Li'l Sis: Yo, that's a real grey area. Even by my lax standards.

	I could tell you, (none / 0) (#4)
	by derek3000 on Tue Apr 16th, 2002 at 08:58:45 AM PST

	but experience is the best teacher. ---------------- "Feel me when I bring it!" --Gay Jamie

	I've used the shocker, BUT... (none / 0) (#5)
	by Narcissus on Tue Apr 16th, 2002 at 09:17:21 AM PST

	I prefer the Spock technique. All you have to do is live long and prosper. -------------------------------- Ok, who picked the flower???

	Sweet Jesus, this makes me feel old. (none / 0) (#6)
	by hauntedattics on Tue Apr 16th, 2002 at 11:17:37 AM PST

	And long married. What in the name of all that's good are these poll entries?

	I know. (none / 0) (#7)
	by tkatchev on Tue Apr 16th, 2002 at 12:35:10 PM PST

	They're secret moves from Mario Punch Ultra 2002. -- Peace and much love...

	It's good to see (none / 0) (#8)
	by jvance on Tue Apr 16th, 2002 at 06:44:31 PM PST

	that the torch of misogyny has been passed to another generation. -- Adequacy has turned into a cesspool consisting of ... blubbering, superstitious fools arguing with smug, pseudointellectual assholes. -AR

	Relevant quotes from great men, and more (none / 0) (#9)
	by Chocolate Milkshake on Tue Apr 16th, 2002 at 11:41:17 PM PST

	"Fucking's a form of anxiety reduction" - Rev. Martin Luther King, Jr. "Personally, I'm a cunt man myself" - Edward Kennedy "Duke" Ellington to reporter after a long discussion of Louis Armstrong's prodigious appetite for marijuana Finally (its a good thing I'm an atheist or I'd be worried about going to hell for this) a handy reference guide to the poll options can be found here. Don't forget to email it to your pals!

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