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Harrison's Last Laugh

Author:

chloedancer

Topic:

Diaries

Posted:

Dec 07, 2001

Comments:

When my time comes, I hope that I, too, can obscure the details of my passing just as effectively...

More diaries by chloedancer

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	Your possible pasts
	A troll worthy of muse status, believe it or not...
	Hating the idiocy that is my job today...
	Paradigm Shift
	State of Mind Redux
	Divination al? Peanuts
	Relational Dissonance
	The universe is speaking to me...
	Hard Truths
	Got my escape route planned...
	Impending Career Change
	El Dia de Los Muertos
	I am so completely enamored
	Home for the holidays? No! Send my body home!
	Dare ya, osm! Here's your chance to prove your devotion!
	My little brother, Jem
	A Beautiful Mind is a Terrible Thing to Waste
	Anthem
	Reality Check
	Why I enjoy being a girl

In the current version of my Last Will and Testament I specify that am to be cremated after any useful organs have been harvested.

However, I've also included a directive that I am to be rendered into soap bubbles so that this body may finally fly in some fashion; I've even included an appropriate recipe for concocting liquid soap to assist in my realizing this post mortem desire.

What can I say? The absurdity of this request suits me well.

	when i die (5.00 / 1) (#1)
	by alprazolam on Sat Dec 8th, 2001 at 12:59:41 AM PST

	I don't give a shit what they do with me, because I'll be dead. I mean they could stuff me in an elephant's ass and blow it up with a rocket launcher and I'd never know, so who cares?

	that sounds like a good idea. (none / 0) (#2)
	by nathan on Sat Dec 8th, 2001 at 01:40:21 PM PST

	But seriously, there's a reason that we bury the dead ceremonially. It's not good that disrespect should be shown the human form, because it's not far from that to disrespecting humanity's special place in the world. That being said, the soap-bubble thing is a little too WWII-atrocity for my taste, not that it's any of my business. Nathan -- Li'l Sis: Yo, that's a real grey area. Even by my lax standards.

	hrmph... (none / 0) (#4)
	by em on Sun Dec 9th, 2001 at 12:38:46 AM PST

	It's not good that disrespect should be shown the human form, because it's not far from that to disrespecting humanity's special place in the world. Which is where? --em Associate Editor, Adequacy.org

	natalie portman's underwear? (none / 0) (#5)
	by osm on Sun Dec 9th, 2001 at 02:25:42 AM PST

	my mistake (none / 0) (#6)
	by nathan on Sun Dec 9th, 2001 at 12:37:31 PM PST

	I should have specified: man's special place in the order of creation. Sorry, Nathan -- Li'l Sis: Yo, that's a real grey area. Even by my lax standards.

	Ick. (none / 0) (#3)
	by tkatchev on Sat Dec 8th, 2001 at 02:37:53 PM PST

	How technocratic. Ew. -- Peace and much love...

	Donate it to science (none / 0) (#7)
	by First Incision on Sun Dec 9th, 2001 at 03:48:28 PM PST

	I strongly reccommend donating your body for scientific dissection. For those of you that have not dissected a cadaver, the educational value is unbelievable. A steady supply dissection donors is vital for the training of future physicians. _ _ Do you suffer from late-night hacking? Ask your doctor about Protonix.

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