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X-mas party, or payback, or is it confusion, help....

Author:

threshold

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Dec 26, 2001

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So over the summer I meet this girl, who asked me out, then turned me down. One of the things the encourged me to lose 55 lbs. was her shutting me down. I suppose it didn't help that I was drunk when I called her and made an ass of myself.

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So I worked hard over the fall semester and lost a lot of weight. And then last night I saw her at a x-mas party. I think she noticed because she asked if I remembered her, of course I did, and asked for a hug, which I did. I don't know. I think I might have impressed her, I don't really care anymore, at least I tell myself that. I was whereing this new sweater that really shows off my pecks. So that was cool. What luck that I put that on. I think I left a good impression, a college guy back from college, unlike all the local community college losers around this area. I got fairly nervous around her though. Hopefully it didn't show too much.

Now the question is if she calls me should I go out w/ her or not. She's kind of hot, I'd say about a 7, maybe an 8, nice ass that's for sure. For some reason I remember her being a lot hotter. But I'd sometimes remember her shutting me down when running and getting tired. It'd push me a bit. Kind of a nice reward to see her again, or have her see me anyway. Its wishful thinking but that would be nice if she decided to call me back.

Good x-mas too, I got everything I asked for and then some.

	good luck (none / 0) (#1)
	by nathan on Wed Dec 26th, 2001 at 05:53:33 AM PST

	First of all, she is probably a soulless harpy, so don't get your hopes too high. Still, if she calls you, I'd say go out. What do you have to lose? Nathan -- Li'l Sis: Yo, that's a real grey area. Even by my lax standards.

	yo, dog, (none / 0) (#2)
	by derek3000 on Wed Dec 26th, 2001 at 08:20:20 AM PST

	fuck that biz-atch. Not literally, I mean: ignore her. I know it sounds cold, dog, but the less attention you pay to these chickens, the more they be wantin' yo meat. Enjoy bein' back from the pen, yo, and wile' out. Let them chickens come to you. Shut it down. ---------------- "Feel me when I bring it!" --Gay Jamie

	Thank you for the insight. (none / 0) (#3)
	by RobotSlave on Wed Dec 26th, 2001 at 11:54:23 AM PST

	I am beginning to understand why this lonely city is so overrun with Fitness Nazis. If she calls, do exactly what you're doing here at adequacy: send mixed messages. © 2002, RobotSlave. You may not reproduce this material, in whole or in part, without written permission of the owner.

	Perhaps it was your intermperance (none / 0) (#4)
	by Adam Rightmann on Wed Dec 26th, 2001 at 12:27:37 PM PST

	A woman with wisdom would be wise to avoid a relationship with a drunkard. Then again, your shallow fixation on her looks ( 7 or 8) and your looks (lost 55 pounds) speaks of a shallow personality. Tell us more of this woman, is she chaste, spiritual, will she make a good mother? These are important qualities, not looks that will fall and fade after a few decades. A. Rightmann

	Well... (none / 0) (#5)
	by threshold on Wed Dec 26th, 2001 at 08:10:11 PM PST

	I don't know if she is chaste or not, but from what I know of you, you will be happy to hear she goes to church every Sunday, a Bapist church, but not everyone can be perfect. Me I'm Catholic, so she'd have to convert. :)

	Good luck with the conversion (none / 0) (#8)
	by Adam Rightmann on Thu Dec 27th, 2001 at 06:02:22 AM PST

	Baptists can be a tough nut to crack, but I'll pray that she sees the light and returns to the One True Church. A. Rightmann

	Dear Mr. Rightmann (none / 0) (#7)
	by osm on Thu Dec 27th, 2001 at 01:30:43 AM PST

	Despite my respect for you as coeditor, I must say that your worldview is frighteningly disturbing: Then again, your shallow fixation on her looks ( 7 or 8) and your looks (lost 55 pounds) speaks of a shallow personality. Tell us more of this woman, is she chaste, spiritual, will she make a good mother? All of these qualities can only be determined through conversation. And, to be quite frank, who wants to listen to some dumb chick incessantly flapping her jaw? Women aren't built to hold conversations. They are built for genetic replication. Period. That's all they are: annoying cloning machines that don't work properly (the clones aren't really clones). Plus they break down and are utterly worthless once a month. Would you put up with that sort of behavior from your DVD player? If you really want to push it, I guess you could hope for one that brings in a decent income. But again, that would imply that she is highly attractive, since the only way a woman can get a high-paying job is by way of her looks. These are important qualities, not looks that will fall and fade after a few decades. THAT is PRECISELY the reason to date only teens. By the time you tire of them, they are getting too old (23+) anyway and you are ready to move on to a new one, who - if you're lucky - will be 16 or 17. A true master would keep the cycle going by bearing only daughters. If it comes out a boy, throw it to the wolves. If you time it properly, you will have a fresh supply of cute teen girls (they will look like their mother) forever.

	For what it's worth... (none / 0) (#6)
	by chloedancer on Wed Dec 26th, 2001 at 09:48:21 PM PST

	Here's a feminine perspective RE: the situation you've described. First, if she's one of the tow-the-line Baptist crowd and you called her while drunk, you've lost major points, m'friend. C'est la vie. (Lesson: Next time, make yourself work up the courage to call when you're sober -- if you can get over the fear that she might say no, you've really got nothing to lose). Second, if she calls you, I think you should go ahead and ask her out. View it as a "practice date" and use it as an opportunity to learn how to deal with your nervousness around an attractive female who inspires your interest. With a little luck, you might actually relax and enjoy the experience. Finally, given that you're in college elsewhere (no longer a year-round local), consider this: you won't have the opportunity to see her often, especially if you don't plan on going home during the summer break. I'd be willing to be that if you thought about it for a few minutes, you'd likely realize that there's a woman or two in your college town that might draw your interest and quite possibly be available for dating without any additional commuting requirements. I simply am wondering if one of the reasons for your continued interest in this particular girl is because she's at a distance and your "nervousness" is winning out yet again? That isn't meant to be critical; hell, I hung on to my "hometown sweetheart" for six months after moving away to college for very much the same reason -- the new, "unknown" guys around me at college were somewhat intimidating and I was a little shy back then. Finally I realized that I wasn't ever going back "home" again and started terrorizing the same guys who'd intimidated me previously -- and the element of surprise gave me a distinct advantage ;) Maybe it's time to get on with your life where you're actually living -- think about it.

	don't be a fool, slim! (5.00 / 4) (#9)
	by dirty monkey man on Thu Dec 27th, 2001 at 09:40:17 AM PST

	hey listen up you, don't be a goddamned fool. you have got to get your money's worth here. this bitch caused you some serious pain, 55 fuckin pounds worth. she had you running up and down the street like a goddamned monkey for months on end. she's given you a borderline eating disorder, and reduced you from a fun-loving man's man to a sweater-obsessed teetotaller. it's time for torture. here's what I'd do: start a romance and do all that you can to accelerate it. be everything she's ever wished for in a man. you want her to feel comfortable and secure in the fact that she has found her soulmate. tell her you see your unborn children in her eyes, shit like that. now if you succeed in making her love you enough, you should be able to push her sexually as hard as you can. push the envelope, always seeking more and greater experiences. wheedle and beg, but be subtle. if she lets you go all the way, push for further. if you can get her to bark like a dog while you're doing it, get a real dog in there. share her with your friends, share her with strangers (just make sure you wear a condom to spare yourself), but always push for more, never resting, the dirtier the better. and while that will be fun, it won't be enough. simultaneously you must also do everything in your power to make her gain weight! take her out to dinner, order for her, always produce fatty snacks & sweets for her to eat. whenever you can, increase the fat and calorie content of her food. eat more if you must to keep the game going, but you'll have to increase your workouts, because it's crucial that you don't gain a pound. in fact, ideally you will lose a few pounds. with enough effort on your part, you should easily be able to add a good thirty pounds onto that bitch and knock that 7 or 8 ass down to a nauseating lumpy 4. so then there you are with a dirty overweight girlfriend, so what do you do? why, you laugh, you point, you call her fat, you call her dirty, and you dump her. then you strut away into the sunset, happy in the knowledge that you have ruined an her. now go get er, cowboy

	holy mother of god! (none / 0) (#10)
	by osm on Thu Dec 27th, 2001 at 10:35:16 AM PST

	ROTF (none / 0) (#11)
	by ttm on Thu Dec 27th, 2001 at 06:57:08 PM PST

	Thanks the funnies damn thing I've heard in months!! . Take all things in moderation, Including moderation.

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