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I think people who steal IP-Tokens should be
Shot 0%
Stoned to Death 0%
Viciously Raped 0%
Brutally Violated 33%
Converted to the One True God 66%

Votes: 3

 IP-Tokens. The truth revealed!

 Author:  Topic:  Posted:
Jan 18, 2002
 Comments:
I have been debating revealing this background information about IP-Tokens. But I feel that the time is right so that people may defend themselves from the evils of IP-Token stealing Linux users.
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As you can probably see from my user info, I run a website. On this website I have decided to blow the whistle on the myths and legends of IP-Tokens. I would strongly suggest that you visit it so as to avoid being compromised by the evil hackers.

Best Regards,
gcsb.

Redundancy (none / 0) (#1)
by SpaceGhoti on Fri Jan 18th, 2002 at 10:55:06 PM PST
I'd just like to point out that the last two poll options are horribly redundant.


A troll's true colors.

Sir, (none / 0) (#2)
by gcsb on Fri Jan 18th, 2002 at 11:02:35 PM PST
How are "Brutally Violated" and "Converted to the One True God" redunant? There is no connection between to two.

I suggest that you seek help for your obvious crack habit, I hear the treament programs are very good these days.

Best Regards,
gcsb.



Sig is under re-construction...do not panic.

Holy Sonnet #14 (5.00 / 1) (#3)
by elenchos on Sat Jan 19th, 2002 at 12:08:02 AM PST

    Batter my heart, three-person'd God ; for you
    As yet but knock ; breathe, shine, and seek to mend ;
    That I may rise, and stand, o'erthrow me, and bend
    Your force, to break, blow, burn, and make me new.
    I, like an usurp'd town, to another due,
    Labour to admit you, but O, to no end.
    Reason, your viceroy in me, me should defend,
    But is captived, and proves weak or untrue.
    Yet dearly I love you, and would be loved fain,
    But am betroth'd unto your enemy ;
    Divorce me, untie, or break that knot again,
    Take me to you, imprison me, for I,
    Except you enthrall me, never shall be free,
    Nor ever chaste, except you ravish me.


    John Donne, 1633.
Christians are so ignorant. Why don't you learn anything about your religion? Is it just not that important to you?


I do, I do, I do
--Bikini Kill

Candygram for gcsb! Candygram for gcsb! (3.50 / 2) (#5)
by elenchos on Sat Jan 19th, 2002 at 12:57:24 AM PST
Please be advised that trolling is strctly forbidden at Adequacy.org. You have been adequately warned.


I do, I do, I do
--Bikini Kill

Dear Sir, (none / 0) (#6)
by gcsb on Sat Jan 19th, 2002 at 01:11:14 AM PST
If I have offended you in any way, I apollogise. I certainly did not mean to offend you.

I hope that we can reconsile our differences and become friends in the eyes of The Lord.

Best Regards,
gscb.

Sig is under re-construction...do not panic.

 
Also... (none / 0) (#7)
by gcsb on Sat Jan 19th, 2002 at 01:47:56 AM PST
...why did you think my thoughtful comment was a "troll". I do not "troll". If I wanted to "troll" i would go to slashdot or K5...

Best Regards,
gcsb.


Sig is under re-construction...do not panic.

 
to be fair, (none / 0) (#8)
by nathan on Sat Jan 19th, 2002 at 01:50:51 AM PST
Donne wasn't the Pope, and 5ish wasn't thinking of Donne.

Nathan
--
Li'l Sis: Yo, that's a real grey area. Even by my lax standards.

Excuse me? (none / 0) (#9)
by gcsb on Sat Jan 19th, 2002 at 01:57:17 AM PST
What are you talking about my good man? I am having some trouble following your train of thought...

Kind Regards,
gcsb.


Sig is under re-construction...do not panic.

duh (none / 0) (#10)
by nathan on Sat Jan 19th, 2002 at 10:45:31 AM PST
1) What does Donne want God to do to him?

2) How much doctrinal authority does Donne have?

Nathan
--
Li'l Sis: Yo, that's a real grey area. Even by my lax standards.

 
Actually.. (1.00 / 1) (#11)
by PotatoError on Sat Jan 19th, 2002 at 01:32:55 PM PST
If you really think about it.

brutally violated is a good way to describe the treatment of God when some people (i wont mention bin laden here) misuse the meaning of god for their own ends. Violation at the extreme I would say.

Being converted to the one true god would put you in the seat of being brutally violated.

Just a thought - might not have been what the author originally meant.
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Warning! (none / 0) (#12)
by gcsb on Sat Jan 19th, 2002 at 02:11:54 PM PST
I would like to warn people NOT to follow the link to PotatoError's homepage.

Cyberarmy is a hacker website and training ground. If you must visit it be sure to use a secure operating system much as Micrsoft WindowXP or you run the risk of having your IP-Tokens compromised.

Thank you for your attention.


Sig is under re-construction...do not panic.

 
God save me from Your followers [nt] (none / 0) (#13)
by SpaceGhoti on Sat Jan 19th, 2002 at 02:46:32 PM PST



A troll's true colors.

 

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