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Votes: 9

Cryptic Message....

Author:

opalhawk

Topic:

Diaries

Posted:

Aug 02, 2001

Comments:

I have recently deciphered an encrypted message from osm's most recent page of comments... can anyone shed some more light on this message? What does this mean!?!

More diaries by opalhawk

	Holy Shit... With a mission statement like this....
	People hate Change... I hate people
	My brain hurts
	Why?
	So, how about that local sports team?
	Spaceghoti is back?
	Hello, is anyone out there?
	Ravnos...

*ahem*
fear not...my poor sweet, opalhawk, to quote a line from the "exorcist" PISS AND MOAN
oh, opalhawk my sweet angel, anything for you, frosted mini wheats, mr. thatcher
and no... jsm... you fool nakedac isn't a "he" because btw... i was! LIAR! yes. yes.
no wonder imediately, my one-and-only dear friend mr. spacegrub "impregnated"... my dear, sweet, pheremone-oozing opalhawk
no.
no.
no.
bastard.

	The last line (5.00 / 2) (#1)
	by cp on Thu Aug 2nd, 2001 at 10:05:42 PM PST

	It suggests you're from Pittsburgh. Colorado my ass. HTH

	Oh god no. (none / 0) (#5)
	by TheReverand on Fri Aug 3rd, 2001 at 12:33:24 PM PST

	Oh dear god no. Oh god dear god please no. I CAN'T STAND ANYMORE AARDVARKS IN THIS PLACE!!!

	*blink* (none / 0) (#6)
	by opalhawk on Fri Aug 3rd, 2001 at 12:46:39 PM PST

	I am so confused by that statement that it is not even funny. BTW... I am from CO, but my ex-husband was from PA... if that makes a differance.. shrug You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.

	I am so confused as well (none / 0) (#7)
	by TheReverand on Fri Aug 3rd, 2001 at 12:58:14 PM PST

	But the has nothing to do with you or this web page. Ahh well, back to real life again.

	PISS AND MOAN (5.00 / 2) (#2)
	by suick on Thu Aug 2nd, 2001 at 11:25:42 PM PST

	Spacegrub impregnated my dear sweet. Fear, moan, losing opalhawk. no. no. no. c'mon, lower.

	dearest opalhawk, (none / 0) (#3)
	by osm on Fri Aug 3rd, 2001 at 01:55:11 AM PST

	spaghetti has obviously corrupted the purity of your soul. as you well know, i am the holy water that will cleanse you. please seek my professional counsel immediately. you know where to find me.

	SpaceGhoti's reply.... (none / 0) (#4)
	by opalhawk on Fri Aug 3rd, 2001 at 11:53:29 AM PST

	Woah... I just decoded SpaceGhoti's last page of comments... and this is what I got... this is getting too strange... I remember Cinci Bops to LoA Not an unfair assessment Pay them no mind As you wish Blasphemy? Sociopathic You and me both Sad Family relations No, of course not Could it be...propaganda Logic Basis for law You keep thinking that. Long time, no movie? Just a few points here... If at first you don't succeed... Oops. To my shame It's true 'fraid so I almost forgot! I...I think I need a drink The scary thing I can't help but notice What happened this time? Point conceded Polite Laughter You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.

	Cut that out! (1.00 / 1) (#8)
	by SpaceGhoti on Fri Aug 3rd, 2001 at 02:38:17 PM PST

	Dammit! If you keep that up, you'll have all the Crowley wanna-bes after us! A troll's true colors.

	thank you (1.00 / 1) (#9)
	by motherfuckin spork on Fri Aug 3rd, 2001 at 06:26:27 PM PST

	its all clear to me now. I am not who you think I am.

	Since it's amateur Burroughs night... (none / 0) (#10)
	by Peter Johnson on Fri Aug 3rd, 2001 at 10:31:14 PM PST

	Wanna play William Tell? --Peter Are you adequate? --Peter Are you adequate?

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