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dumbass, you need to...
Get off the internet! 15%
Stop letting SpaceGhoti corrupt your fragile mind! 38%
Drop the drug habit! 7%
Start a drug habit! 7%
Start drugging hobbits! 23%
Let Natalie Portman out of your basement, she needs air. 7%

Votes: 13

 My brain hurts

 Author:  Topic:  Posted:
Jul 27, 2001
 Comments:
Too much expoxure to media!.... Brain rotting!.... Somebody help me!........AAaaaahhhhhhhhhuuuuuuuhhh.... *sob sob*
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Ow. I think I have a media migraine. =(


What happened this time? (2.50 / 2) (#1)
by SpaceGhoti on Fri Jul 27th, 2001 at 11:09:33 AM PST
Check this out. It'll give your eyes a good time.


A troll's true colors.

ooooh! (5.00 / 2) (#2)
by opalhawk on Fri Jul 27th, 2001 at 11:17:49 AM PST
ooooh pretty! can I touch it? I want that! *fawn*

You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.

 
BTW... (5.00 / 2) (#3)
by opalhawk on Fri Jul 27th, 2001 at 11:24:17 AM PST
What happened is they changed the homepage for the ISP I work for again, and you now need flash to view anything. This is pissing users off... well I got to be one of the lucky people to take a look at all the new content and help draft a letter to the dumb web designers asking them to cut it out because they just alinated half our users. We are back to the old layout now... mostly because they were being dumb in their implimentation of this new idea.... but my head huts from watching the news swirl in front of me.

Oh yeah... apparently Paul Wellstone is the most liberal man in america. His grinning image is still dancing behind my eyes.

You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.

 
my dear, sweet, phermone-oozing opalhawk, (none / 0) (#4)
by osm on Fri Jul 27th, 2001 at 12:01:29 PM PST
your migraine is a physical response which is quite normal in HEALTHY people. your body is becoming healthy and is reacting to spacegroupie with fear and nausea.

your deprogramming is coming along nicely. within a fortnight, you will be even more healthy. the very mention of the name "spacegroper" will induce severe psychotic/homicidal feelings within you. you will then be well on your way to RETURNING to the sweet, dew-laden flower you always had within you.

the vile hand of the spacegrunge will be severed from your person and cast back into the pit of despair from whence it came.

but... but... (5.00 / 1) (#5)
by opalhawk on Fri Jul 27th, 2001 at 12:07:42 PM PST
The nice fishie from space showed me pretty pictures! How could he be bad?

OW! My head! *sob*

You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.

to quote a line from the "exorcist": (5.00 / 1) (#6)
by osm on Fri Jul 27th, 2001 at 12:09:36 PM PST
"he is a liar, the demon is a liar. he will lie to confuse us. but he will mix lies with the truth to attack us."

 
Relax darling.... (2.50 / 2) (#7)
by Ruby Fox on Fri Jul 27th, 2001 at 12:13:46 PM PST
Your mind is splitting in two, it's no big deal really. The pain will ease...
::cackle::

hello. (5.00 / 1) (#12)
by CaptainZornchugger on Fri Jul 27th, 2001 at 06:20:06 PM PST
Who the hell are you?

Who the hell am I? (none / 0) (#13)
by Ruby Fox on Mon Jul 30th, 2001 at 10:51:39 AM PST
I guess I could ask you the same thing. Who the hell are you?

Clearly you misunderstand. (5.00 / 1) (#14)
by CaptainZornchugger on Mon Jul 30th, 2001 at 01:01:26 PM PST
My question was not an invitation for us to introduce ourselves to each other, and share a bonding moment. I have no particular desire to bond with you in any way, and would appreciate you taking such urges elsewhere. Hence, I feel decisively uninterested in describing my identity or importance or unimportance to you.

When I say 'Who the hell are you?', it is a demand for information. As I was skimming the comments relating to a slowly unfolding drama, I came across yours, which stood out quite conspicuously. You made a sly, in-the-know comment, as if you were somewhow involved, despite the fact that you had never posted here before. A google and Kuro5hin search turned up nothing, so I was under the impression that you popped out of nowhere and were just some wanker who wanted to bluff some sort of deeper understanding of the circumstances, or something equally silly. Thus, I felt compelled to give you an opportunity to correct that impression. As you have chosen not to do so, we have nothing further to discuss.

Have a nice day!



 
I'm bored. (5.00 / 1) (#15)
by CaptainZornchugger on Wed Aug 1st, 2001 at 04:15:36 PM PST
Come back. It's your turn to self-righteously flame me now, jeweled animal #2.

dude (none / 0) (#16)
by Anonymous Reader on Thu Aug 2nd, 2001 at 12:13:52 PM PST
ruby fox = opalhawk :)

 
Obligatory Post (3.00 / 4) (#8)
by sventhatcher on Fri Jul 27th, 2001 at 02:37:20 PM PST
This is my obligatory post to this diary entry.

I like to make sure I get a word in here and there, lest people forget that I am lurking just beneath the surface waiting to rise up and snap you in half life the fish you are.

Oh, and SpaceGhoti is really cool, but I'm probably just saying that because he rates up almost all my comments.

--Sven (now with bonus weblog vanity site! (MLP sold seperately))

you are in on the deal? (5.00 / 2) (#9)
by opalhawk on Fri Jul 27th, 2001 at 02:41:01 PM PST
I know now that you are plotting with SpaceGhoti to take over my brain! It hurts! Please stop! *cry*

You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.

Nonsense (2.33 / 3) (#10)
by sventhatcher on Fri Jul 27th, 2001 at 03:17:39 PM PST
I plot with no man!

SpaceGhoti is mearly a puppet that dances upon the strings. He rates my words up, because I put subliminal hints in them asking him to. Go ahead. Find a black light. Put it to my messages. You'll be shocked at what you see.

It's all part of my master plan.

I shall bring adqeuacy.org to it's knees! Or at least to it's ankles barring that.

--Sven (now with bonus weblog vanity site! (MLP sold seperately))

so let me get this straight... (5.00 / 1) (#11)
by opalhawk on Fri Jul 27th, 2001 at 04:47:15 PM PST
SpaceGhoti is really everyone else on the site, but he is your puppet... therefore sventhatcher is really everyone on the site, but only vicariously through SpacGhoti? So.... the conspiricy is really yours? You are really the one attempting to take over and break my mind, not SpaceGhoti?

I get it now!

You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.

 

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