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 Plumbing the Depths of Your Patience

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Sep 03, 2002
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[editor's note, by RobotSlave] Content added.
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More diaries by vasudeva
Libby Hoeler, You Fuckwhore
'Lo! lorde,' quo� �e leude, and �e lace hondeled,
'�is is �e bende of �is blame I bere in my nek,
�is is �e la�e and �e losse �at I lat haue
Of couardise and couetyse �at I haf cat �are;
�is is �e token of vntraw�e �at I am tan inne,
And I mot nedez hit were wyle I may last;
For mon may hyden his harme, bot vnhap ne may hit,
For �er hit onez is tachched twynne wil hit neuer.'
�e kyng comfortez �e knyt, and alle �e court als
Laen loude �erat, and luflyly acorden
�at lordes and ladis �at longed to �e Table,
Vche burne of �e bro�erhede, a bauderyk schulde haue,
A bende abelef hym aboute of a bryt grene,
And �at, for sake of �at segge, in swete to were.
For �at watz acorded �e renoun of �e Rounde Table,
And he honoured �at hit hade euermore after,
As hit is breued in �e best boke of romaunce.
�us in Arthurus day �is aunter bitidde,
�e Brutus bokez �erof beres wyttenesse;
Syphen Brutus, �e bolde burne, boed hider fyrst,
After �e segge and �e asaute watz sesed at Troye,
iwysse,
Mony aunterez here-biforne
Haf fallen suche er �is.
Now �at here �e croun of �orne,
He bryng vus to his blysse! AMEN.
HONY SOYT QUI MAL PENCE.



y0 dawg dat shit wuz PHAT!!1! (5.00 / 1) (#1)
by Anonymous Reader on Tue Sep 3rd, 2002 at 02:17:37 PM PST
mad rhyme skillz cuz!!! spin dat shit!!! w3rd!


Check your grammar before posting, dawg. (none / 0) (#2)
by jer on Tue Sep 3rd, 2002 at 06:08:41 PM PST
While I can tolerate Ebonics on Adequacy (merely a bastardization of the one true language, produced by rich media executives to infiltrate middle-class suburbia), I cannot tolerate such a glaring grammar mistake as the one I see in your post.

You said:
mad rhyme skillz cuz!!!
Besides being a fragment, 'rhyme' should be the present participle 'rhymin'. One does not possesses just a single phat rhyme skill, he possesses a set of phat rhymin skillz.


Intentional foul. (none / 0) (#3)
by Anonymous Reader on Tue Sep 3rd, 2002 at 06:20:19 PM PST
The fact that the error you note was coupled with a substitution of "cuz" (because) for "coz" (cousin) makes me suspect that our friend was merely having a bit of fun with us.


 
vouz (none / 0) (#4)
by nathan on Wed Sep 4th, 2002 at 09:27:21 AM PST
êtes honte?

Nathan
--
Li'l Sis: Yo, that's a real grey area. Even by my lax standards.

Grammaire: avez honte (n/t) (none / 0) (#5)
by gzt on Wed Sep 4th, 2002 at 10:55:13 AM PST



dammit (none / 0) (#6)
by nathan on Wed Sep 4th, 2002 at 12:20:36 PM PST
I keep trying to speak French and speaking Romanian instead.

You are right, of course.

Nathan
--
Li'l Sis: Yo, that's a real grey area. Even by my lax standards.

Să-ţi fie ruşine! (n/t) (none / 0) (#7)
by gzt on Wed Sep 4th, 2002 at 12:49:22 PM PST
I like phrasebooks.


Dammit! (n/t) (5.00 / 1) (#8)
by gzt on Wed Sep 4th, 2002 at 12:52:05 PM PST



 

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