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Why do you come to this site?
The advice is very helpful. 46%
I love a good laugh every now and then. 50%
To remind myself how good I have it. 3%

Votes: 26

 Not Very Adequate

 Author:  Topic:  Posted:
Aug 22, 2002
 Comments:
Some of you need to go to school or something and develop intelligent mindsets so that you will stop hurting yourselves, your children, your children's children and so on and so forth...

[editor's note, by RobotSlave] Added whitespace and minor formatting, in keeping with overall angst of the piece

First of all I want to say that I honestly don't care what you have to say about this post Mr. Johnson. So flame away in your little "rejection letter" of power once your done reading this. I think it will embarrass you so I hope you are the first one to read it so you can delete it quickly before anyone sees.

You slimy scum.

What you
people (and
when I say "people"
there are many exceptions,
those of which I do not feel inclined
to list at this point and time) fail to see,
is that some of the most intelligent, informed
and well-thought posts on this website can only
be found in the hall of shame. Everything else
I have ever seen on this website is either:
a) Racist b) Misinformed or c) paranoid.
I honestly don't understand what can
drive you to feel you need to
"inform" "grown-ups" of all
this (pardon my language)
bullshit that you cook
up inside your
impaired
brains.
I was
on a

website

a

while

ago

and it had a link
to the "Is Your Son
a Hacker?" story and
at first I thought this
website was kind of along
the lines of

funny.com
or jokes.com.

Then I read a post/story about

drugs

and I destinctly remember
the author
describing cocaine
as a small brown tablet
that smells funny.

Well that is just fantastic.
I myself have never considered
any illegal drug

EVER!

But I did attend those seminars
at school where they inform
and educate us of what drug is
what and that sort of thing.

Doesn't it make you feel warm
inside when you know some kid

could be addicted to coke, and when
they leave sitting sitting on their
dresser by accident, mom will think

it's a science project or something

and just give it back. It also said
if your child smokes tobacco that it is
almost CERTAIN that they also do something
like at least two illegal drugs, such as
cocaine, or marijuana, or LSD, or heroin,
you get the idea. I would honestly like
to see where this person gets their statistics.
Another thing you guys

MUST

understand is this:
Not all children
are the same!
Just because someones
child smokes ciggarettes
and is addicted to

crack,

it doesn't mean
everyone else's is.

Trust me

I was a kid once
and I have friends
who smoke tobbacco
regularly. You need
to learn how to form
your own opinions and stop

letting these blockheads raise your children. They don't need this! You must understand that parents have natural instincts on how to raise their children because they have been there

also.

Think about what the best
way you would have had

YOUR

parents deal with you,
but do it with the experience
and knowledge you have aquired

through

out

the years. I am going to assure
you right now that most of the "advice"
and "stories" on this site will only
lead to

failure
and ultimately,
disaster.

Such as them
(the children)
being suicidal
and like things.

So go ahead and do what you will
with this
Mr. J.

As you
edit and
censor this
message while thinking

"He is stupid because he disagrees
with me and-
wait he spelled something wrong!

Hall of shame here I come" then I
just hope you know that by trying
to sound intelligent by using

the big boy words

you only reinforce
mine, and others belief
that you are

basically unintelligent.
Keep in mind that the root word

"basic" does not mean "general",

but "at it's core". I hope your small brain
can comprehend what I am trying

to establish

here.


Wow! (none / 0) (#1)
by Anonymous Reader on Thu Aug 22nd, 2002 at 02:53:01 AM PST
No line feed on your typing machine?


Hmm, I suspect Alex K was "hopped up" on (5.00 / 1) (#2)
by Adam Rightmann on Thu Aug 22nd, 2002 at 05:32:49 AM PST
when his English teacher explained paragraphs to him, I wonder what other educational experiences he has missed while "nodding off".


A. Rightmann

 
The word tobacco has only one 'b' (none / 0) (#3)
by Anonymous Reader on Thu Aug 22nd, 2002 at 07:27:43 AM PST
I cannot take any of this seriously if you cannot be bothered to run a simple spell check. Its almost as if you are inviting people to riducule you. Do you put as much thought into your "philosophy" as you do into your spelling and grammar ?


To whomever posted that. (none / 0) (#8)
by OliverClosoph on Thu Aug 22nd, 2002 at 10:25:04 AM PST
It's pretty easy to flame somebody with no username isn't it? Now I would like to point out that I cannot take your comment seriously because you did not follow absolutely perfect grammar. When stating "it is" in shorthand, it is proper to use an apostrophe.

I.e. It's hot in here.

The way you, however, used this would be the possessive form.

I.e. Let go of its tail.




Before you flame, you should make sure yourself that you have made no mistakes. I bet you feel stupid now don't you?
------------------ Vodka shots.

Whoever. Use commas. (n/t) (none / 0) (#26)
by gzt on Thu Aug 22nd, 2002 at 01:37:20 PM PST



 
Yeah, and the word "ridicule" has two 'i (none / 0) (#21)
by Anonymous Reader on Thu Aug 22nd, 2002 at 12:37:09 PM PST
dumbass.


 
Mr. 'Special' K Sir, (none / 0) (#4)
by jvance on Thu Aug 22nd, 2002 at 07:52:41 AM PST
If you don't care enough about your thoughts to format them properly, why should I care enough to read them?
--
Adequacy has turned into a cesspool consisting of ... blubbering, superstitious fools arguing with smug, pseudointellectual assholes. -AR

 
You're obviously a troll, Mister (1.00 / 1) (#5)
by Juan Fernandez on Thu Aug 22nd, 2002 at 08:56:13 AM PST
No idea why editors didn't delete this diary entry of yours. This site is almost troll-free, and we want it this way as much time as possible, so Mister please either go elsewhere to post your crap or stop trolling inmediately. You could write some productive piece of literature instead of trying to waste our always valuable time.


This actually isn't a troll... (none / 0) (#6)
by OliverClosoph on Thu Aug 22nd, 2002 at 10:20:12 AM PST
I read over this whole article and I found a lot of it to be true. After reading the article about the man who thought his son was a computer hacker and listing out the ways to tell if your child is too a hacker, I lost any hope for this site at all. It seems that just about everyone on here is misinformed about children and has no idea what the current trends are or anything about current pop-culture. But yeah, your post was really productive too. If you don't want to waste your time, don't bother responding.
------------------ Vodka shots.

Has it ever occurred to you... (none / 0) (#9)
by hauntedattics on Thu Aug 22nd, 2002 at 10:40:02 AM PST
that the people who frequent this site know a vast amount about current trends and pop culture, but have simply dismissed most of these as useless, harmful, or both?

Just wondering.



umm... yeah... (none / 0) (#10)
by Cipher on Thu Aug 22nd, 2002 at 10:46:44 AM PST
I figure your saying that some people who come to this site don't acctually listen to what is posted here. And if that is what your saying, I agree. Some people who freuent this site, come here for the laugh and to see how stupid some people can be. I am one of those people. But then there are so many people who come here, and acctually listen to what these people say. Not only that... they acctually said it. I just read this one Article on how it's better to have lesbians as parents instead of a normal mother and father. Now... if you come across this.. tell me it's not the biggest crock of **** you've ever heard. Pretty much this guy is saying what most people who come to this site should know or already do know. Half this stuff is pointless and no one should listen to it.


Why your post cannot be taken seriously (none / 0) (#12)
by Anonymous Reader on Thu Aug 22nd, 2002 at 11:00:48 AM PST
  • 'actually' has one 'c' not two.
  • you're not your. Abbreviation of 'you are'
  • Never begin a sentence with the word 'And'.
  • 'frequent' not 'freuent'
  • There is no need to capitalise the 'a' as you have done where you use the word 'Article'
  • Crock of shit, not crock of ****. Adequacy is a grown-up website, where readers are encouraged to express themselves clearly. Say what you mean, even if that means using strong, Anglo-Saxon language.

    I will give you the benefit of the doubt this time, but any more spelling and grammar errors like this and I will have to assume you are trolling, and I will request that the adequacy editors revoke your account.


  • Why I shall not take YOUR response seriously. (none / 0) (#16)
    by OliverClosoph on Thu Aug 22nd, 2002 at 11:11:19 AM PST
    1. You do not have a user account and therefore are afraid that anything you say may rupture your "internet identity."

    2. You double posted, one being without html. That's a nasty habit to get into.

    3. 'Capitalize' not 'capitalise': I see we have another smartass who needs to learn to practice what he preaches. If you're going to flame somebody for a spelling error, make sure your spelling is impeccable.

    4. You flamed a typo. Tsk tsk. Sometimes our fingers slip on the keyboard and we miss a letter, get used to it.

    I don't believe I will give you the benefit of the doubt, but I don't understand why the editors should delete a user's account because a guest has requested they do so. A novel approach would be that you register an account; it takes about 3 minutes and it will significantly raise your credibility.

    <B>--Oliver</B>
    ------------------ Vodka shots.

    Capitalise is correct. (none / 0) (#20)
    by gordonjcp on Thu Aug 22nd, 2002 at 12:18:01 PM PST
    In America, you spell it wrongly. Everywhere else where English is spoken uses "-ise" endings, not "-ize". You're in the minority, and therefore wrong.


    There's an American flag banner on this webpage... (none / 0) (#22)
    by OliverClosoph on Thu Aug 22nd, 2002 at 12:48:14 PM PST
    Therefore I am right. Perhaps if there were a British banner of some sort you would have a point, but you do not and therefore are wrong. Oh, yeah, nice comment though....
    ------------------ Vodka shots.

    Good point... (none / 0) (#23)
    by gordonjcp on Thu Aug 22nd, 2002 at 12:50:49 PM PST
    But don't you find all those Z's a bit ugly?


    Don't you find all those S's annoying? :P (nt) (none / 0) (#24)
    by OliverClosoph on Thu Aug 22nd, 2002 at 12:54:59 PM PST

    ------------------ Vodka shots.

     
    Say what?? (none / 0) (#18)
    by Cipher on Thu Aug 22nd, 2002 at 11:16:35 AM PST
    So what your saying is... you can get your account revoked for the accidental misspelling of your words?? wow... you a bunch of up tight ass's aren't you.

    How's this... I'm so sorry... from now on... I'll be much more carefull on my spelling and grammer. Would that make you all the more happier??


    That's the best you can do? (none / 0) (#27)
    by jvance on Thu Aug 22nd, 2002 at 01:57:29 PM PST
    That's "careful" and "grammar," imbecile. Now why don't you just spare everyone your presence and fuck off.
    --
    Adequacy has turned into a cesspool consisting of ... blubbering, superstitious fools arguing with smug, pseudointellectual assholes. -AR

    Take your own advice... (none / 0) (#28)
    by Cipher on Thu Aug 22nd, 2002 at 02:18:27 PM PST
    Me fuck off?? I'll leave when it suits my purpose. And once again... I'm so sorry for my spelling mistakes... cause I know it's so god damn painfull for you to read it. You guys really need to take that stick out of your ass's.


    Is there an echo in here? (none / 0) (#29)
    by jvance on Thu Aug 22nd, 2002 at 04:32:43 PM PST
    So that is the best you can do. Can you hear that bell? Recess is over. Now run along - the adults are trying to have a conversation.
    --
    Adequacy has turned into a cesspool consisting of ... blubbering, superstitious fools arguing with smug, pseudointellectual assholes. -AR

     
    Who ever... (none / 0) (#25)
    by walwyn on Thu Aug 22nd, 2002 at 01:13:56 PM PST
    ...told you never to start a sentence with "And" might just as well have fucked you up the ass. They have certainly screwed you in other ways.


     
    On a positive note... (none / 0) (#19)
    by mrt76 on Thu Aug 22nd, 2002 at 11:19:46 AM PST
    I come here to peek into the minds of some very imaginative and colorful individuals. It's quite a refreshing break from otherwise ordinary days. Trolls would not exist here if people would realize that this site is nothing more than a creative outlet. Getting worked up over a diary entry is just stupid.
    _
    "...I'm in no mood for a freak show this afternoon..."

     
    +1 For Trollspotting (1.00 / 1) (#14)
    by First Incision on Thu Aug 22nd, 2002 at 11:05:29 AM PST
    I think Alex K is a beautiful person. With a bit of education and social sculpting, this sincere and thoughtful individual could one day become a productive member of society's elite.
    _
    _
    Do you suffer from late-night hacking? Ask your doctor about Protonix.

    Excuse me? (1.00 / 1) (#32)
    by Alex K on Thu Aug 22nd, 2002 at 06:14:11 PM PST
    I don't know if this is supposed to be sarcastic or not, regardless of that, it is offensive. Are you trying to imply that YOU are more educated then me? I honestly don't care about whatever degrees you have, because "education" comes in a variety of forms. Also please explain what you mean by "social sculpting". I have no comment on that untill you do so. Please do not patronise me. I don't need that stuff. Thank you for describing me as thoughtful and sincere. How do you believe yourself to be member of society's "elite"? Please understand I did not create this thread for the purpose of raising MY social status. But to inform people of something I believed to be important. I have no interest in becoming a member of society's "Sincere and Thoughtful Elite".


    Amazing (2.66 / 3) (#45)
    by Anonymous Reader on Fri Aug 23rd, 2002 at 06:23:38 AM PST
    I have no interest in becoming a member of society's "Sincere and Thoughtful Elite".

    Then why on Earth are you reading adequacy.org ?


     
    Excused (5.00 / 1) (#49)
    by First Incision on Fri Aug 23rd, 2002 at 09:17:58 AM PST
    It appears the original troll-spotting comment has been deleted by one of our fine editors. Someone had called you a troll, and I took offense. You do not seem to be a troll, only misguided.

    I know nothing of your educational level. Based on the contents of your diary, I have come to the tentative conclusion that I am your social better. You are still far from understanding the rhetorical conventions employed by the Internet's elite

    But, young man, I believe you have potential. You believe strongly in things, and you can express your beliefs using written word. Some of what you wrote even makes sense. This is the very root of controversy.

    By "social sculpting," I mean the long and painful re-education process by which you become worthy of amusing the elite. Take a second look at your edited diary entry. You should now know exactly what I am talking about. Soon you will be writing entertaining, insightful, and controverial diaries in no time.

    No, I am not a member of the "elite." I'm not even a member of the "31337." But I am worthy of associating with the editors of Adequacy (from the relative saftey of the Internet). And yes, if you have no respect for the elite, why the hell are you here?
    _
    _
    Do you suffer from late-night hacking? Ask your doctor about Protonix.

     
    Finnaly (none / 0) (#7)
    by Anonymous Reader on Thu Aug 22nd, 2002 at 10:24:07 AM PST
    Finnaly someone on this site has some common sense in them. This is the first post I have seen that isn't complete and utter crap on this site.


    You imbecile. (none / 0) (#13)
    by Anonymous Reader on Thu Aug 22nd, 2002 at 11:02:07 AM PST
    Finally, not 'Finnaly'. Stop trolling please, thanks.


    I'm an imbecile?? (1.00 / 1) (#15)
    by Cipher on Thu Aug 22nd, 2002 at 11:09:14 AM PST
    yeah... cause accidentally spelling the word wrong is sooo bad isn't it...

    and by the way, that was my post... I just forgot to log on...


     
    I am amazed and bedazzled (none / 0) (#17)
    by gzt on Thu Aug 22nd, 2002 at 11:13:48 AM PST
    You have shown me the light, fellow traveller.

    I am interested in your ideas and would like to subscribe to your newsletter.

    Cheers,
    GZ
    PS I achieved this effect using the "Enter" key.


     
    Thanks (5.00 / 1) (#30)
    by faustus on Thu Aug 22nd, 2002 at 05:50:30 PM PST
    The artistic re-rendering of this submission by adding "whitespace" and "minor formatting" changes, is supremely poetic.

    Artistic merit aside, this transformation is further proof that the quality of content is irrelevant, and that the effective presentation of mediocre content is what matters. Hollywood, which can only be considered the cutting edge of artistic expression, has mastered this tenent of art with every sequel they churn out, while reaping untold monetary rewards.

    I am glad adequacy has decided to join the trend setters of America, I will certainly be enjoying adequacy with martinis from now on, instead of passing out in the early morning hours on tepid Canadian imports.


    --You seem to be suffering from a liberal-arts education.

     
    I find this site to be very immature. (none / 0) (#31)
    by OliverClosoph on Thu Aug 22nd, 2002 at 05:59:12 PM PST
    I would like to call RobotSlave an asshole for butchering that diary entry so much. It really shows the lack of maturity that the editors on this site have. How would you like it if I edited something that you spent your time on to make you look like a fool and also make it unbearable to read. You should be ashamed.
    ------------------ Vodka shots.

    You know, (5.00 / 1) (#37)
    by jvance on Thu Aug 22nd, 2002 at 09:00:47 PM PST
    if someone took a crap in the middle of my living room floor, I'd probably clean it up and throw it out. But that would be after I ripped his arm off and beat him to death with it.

    All things considered, I think RobotSlave's response was quite restrained.




    --
    Adequacy has turned into a cesspool consisting of ... blubbering, superstitious fools arguing with smug, pseudointellectual assholes. -AR

    Restrained?? (none / 0) (#38)
    by Cipher on Thu Aug 22nd, 2002 at 10:19:37 PM PST
    That does not look restrained to me. Restrained would mean he added coments, not change the intire format of the piece as well as changing the links for the sites he added. This... this is far beyond restrained. Robotslave just wants to show off his power and butcher something that acctually makes sense to any one with an IQ of at least 10... Anything on this site that doesn't catter to the beiliefs of you and the few other idiots on this site either gets butchered as this one or thrown into the Hall of Shame.


    Your username is appropriate. (none / 0) (#39)
    by jvance on Thu Aug 22nd, 2002 at 10:54:16 PM PST
    Not only because your spelling and grammar are so atrocious as to render your scribblings incomprehensible. No, there is another meaning to "cipher," one which you're probably not aware of:

    ZERO: One who has no weight, worth, or influence [from www.m-w.com]

    That's you to a tee.

    One more thing. If you think this site is publicly owned, or that you have any rights here whatsoever, you're sadly mistaken.

    Have a nice day.
    --
    Adequacy has turned into a cesspool consisting of ... blubbering, superstitious fools arguing with smug, pseudointellectual assholes. -AR

     
    Are you a MORON or just a TROLL ? (2.00 / 1) (#46)
    by Anonymous Reader on Fri Aug 23rd, 2002 at 06:27:55 AM PST
  • 'coments' - correct spelling is 'comments'
  • 'intire' - correct spelling is 'entire'
  • 'acctually' - correct spelling is 'actually'
  • 'catter' - correct spelling is 'cater'
  • 'beiliefs' - correct spelling is 'beliefs'




  • You are a very sly one "Anonymous" (none / 0) (#47)
    by OliverClosoph on Fri Aug 23rd, 2002 at 06:45:07 AM PST
    I greatly respect you for posting without your username. It shows a lot of character, and I'm not being sarcastic. As for pointing Cipher out for every spelling error, fuck off and find something better to do. Obviously here the meaning of words doesn't carry much weight, only the way they are spelled. It doesn't matter what you say or how you say something as long as it isn't grammaticaly perfect you jump all over everyone. Fuck off old farts.
    ------------------ Vodka shots.

     
    I Envy You (none / 0) (#51)
    by Alex K on Fri Aug 23rd, 2002 at 02:49:25 PM PST
    I sure do wish that I had nothing better to do than spellcheck other peoples' posts. I think you are the moron buddy. And so does everyone else who reads what you have to say.

    Uh-oh! I used "and" at the beggining of a sentance. Let the flaming and overanylyzation commence.


    You could start by spellchecking your own. (5.00 / 2) (#56)
    by Anonymous Reader on Fri Aug 23rd, 2002 at 06:11:01 PM PST
    I assume you wipe your butt after you take a dump ? Or are you too busy to be bothered with details like that ?

    adequacy prides itself on the quality of debate it generates from its controversial content. If you cannot do us the simple courtesy of running a spell check on your postings, then it is best that you leave this site.

    Poor spelling is like spitting or picking your nose in public. It may not be illegal, but it sure makes others feel disgusted.

  • beginning - two 'g's not three
  • sentence - not sentance
  • overanylyzation - nonsense made-up word




  •  
    O my... I can't spell... (none / 0) (#53)
    by Cipher on Fri Aug 23rd, 2002 at 03:12:46 PM PST
    This is the reason why this site is so god damn stupid. You can't even have a decent arguement here. So just cause someone doesn't have proper spelling you just go and dismiss everything they say. So what... I'm not the best speller, I know that. And I don't really care. So since you don't listen to someone who doesn't spell the best, just cause he doesn't care what his spelling is but cares what he writes, forget about reading anything I write. Cause your not gonna take any of it seriously at all cause I CAN'T SPELL...

    So go start spell checking this one also cause I'm pretty sure I spelt things wrong in here as well. But think of it this way... I at least come up with something to say and fight back with... all you do is point out spelling and grammer mistakes....


    A clue for you (5.00 / 2) (#55)
    by jvance on Fri Aug 23rd, 2002 at 05:54:08 PM PST
    Your spelling, sir, is the best part of your comments, and the only part worthy of a response.

    --
    Adequacy has turned into a cesspool consisting of ... blubbering, superstitious fools arguing with smug, pseudointellectual assholes. -AR

     
    For fuck's sake, how many more times ? (none / 0) (#57)
    by Anonymous Reader on Fri Aug 23rd, 2002 at 06:16:54 PM PST
    Your spelling points out a lack of manners. Adequacy requires postings to be spelled correctly, as a courtesy to our readers. How can we expect intelligent and educated people to wade through pages of mis-spelled garbage ?

    You would not tolerate a national newspaper mis-spelling its headlines would you ? A headline like this:

    Predisent Bush declears wor on irak.

    would make you question the intelligence of the author. So it is with postings to adequacy

    By refusing to use a spell checker, when you admit you cannot spell, you are flaunting your contempt for all of adequacy's readers. Is it any wonder then, that people feel the need to point out your rudeness ?


    shock (5.00 / 1) (#59)
    by johnny ambiguous on Sat Aug 24th, 2002 at 02:41:23 PM PST
    You would not tolerate a national newspaper mis-spelling its headlines would you ? A headline like this:

       Predisent Bush declears wor on irak.


    I'd be deeply shocked. Obviously it would have to be a deliberate GWB Administration leak. How else, besides by inside access, would the newspaper staff have got access to GW's own Presidential desk, where they could copy the original document in the President's own handwriting? And this coming so soon after that official investigation to find out who in Congress leaked the news about the September 10 "early warning" telephone intercepts!

    Yours WDK - WKiernan@concentric.net


    Getting into my Chevrolet Magic Fire, I drove slowly back to the office. - L. Rosen

    Like your home page dude! (none / 0) (#60)
    by dmg on Sat Aug 24th, 2002 at 03:29:50 PM PST
    This could be the adequacy.org manifesto (were adequacy to believe in things as dumb as manifestos.

    time to give a Newtonian demonstration - of a bullet, its mass and its acceleration.
    -- MC Hawking

     
    My Mistake (none / 0) (#61)
    by Alex K on Sat Aug 24th, 2002 at 04:11:13 PM PST
    Sorry I was unaware that I was being payed to submit to this site. I was also unaware that it is on par with a national newspaper in terms of how many people veiw it. Not to mention how important the people are who view it...


     
    Now then... (none / 0) (#54)
    by walwyn on Fri Aug 23rd, 2002 at 04:55:39 PM PST
    ...would you say that 5790 was the MORON and 5791 the TROLL or vica versa?


     
    CheckMate (none / 0) (#33)
    by Alex K on Thu Aug 22nd, 2002 at 06:50:34 PM PST
    I noticed you changed my diary entry and also linked funny.com and jokes.com to different websites then are expected. Well normally this would anger me in some way or another but it is nothing less than what I have come to expect from a site like this. Fortunately I predicted that your lack of self-control would cause something like this to happen so I saved a copy of the original diary entry to my hard drive. The url is as follows: http://www.geocities.com/thebahtch/AdequacyORGLetter.doc
    you might have to copy and paste that into your browser to actually get to the document in all it's unedited glory because the geniuses here might just link it to one of their favorite pictures their favorite obsene male porn images.

    By the way who ever gave me the "tip" on how to use the enter key. Thanks, but next time try to think something through before you post it. I was using html formatted text and I was unaware that the "br" tag is needed to simulate the "enter" key.


    Sir, (none / 0) (#36)
    by jvance on Thu Aug 22nd, 2002 at 08:11:13 PM PST
    Your application for a Class A Internet License has been rejected.

    Regards,

    VeriSign Internet Regulatory Office
    --
    Adequacy has turned into a cesspool consisting of ... blubbering, superstitious fools arguing with smug, pseudointellectual assholes. -AR

    Good. (1.00 / 1) (#40)
    by Alex K on Fri Aug 23rd, 2002 at 01:03:08 AM PST
    If this was supposed to be funny in some way I regret to inform you that you just don't have a good sense of humour. Nobody who reads what you just posted is going to laugh. Simply because it is (rather than funny) stupid. Thanks for comin' out anyway.


    Let's get something straight here, Skippy. (5.00 / 2) (#44)
    by RobotSlave on Fri Aug 23rd, 2002 at 03:46:28 AM PST
    This web site is not the sort of anarchic shit-pit that allows drooling zombie teens to crap out whatever unreadable rant they feel like pooping out, and stick it on the walls, forcing one and all to put up with the stench.

    No.

    This site has Editors, and by not-God, we will Edit when it is called for.

    Seeing as how your squealing tirade, even in its "original" format, didn't make use of the modern literary device known as the "paragraph," your lame excuses about "html mode" don't carry the slightest bit of weight, here.

    You submitted a disgusting lump of unreadable text, and I have taken the time and effort to add line and paragraph breaks, together with a bit of judicious italics and boldface, without modifying a single letter or punctuation mark of your initial submission. It would have been much easier to just erase your diary entry entirely, and I expect you to start expressing some thanks for the favor I've done you.

    In short, the idiocy that has been painstakingly revealed in your nonsensical screed is completely and entirely your own. I hoped that the links supplied would give you some inkling of this sad fact, but it appears you're utterly oblivious to subtlety, nuance, suggestion, implied meaning, or anything else within the grasp of the average twelve-year-old child.

    You are being spoken to, here. This is not a democracy. You do not have equal rights. You may politely admit to your own stupidity, in the unlikely event that you have awakened to it, or you may remain silent. There are no other alternatives. You may not object. Any reply expressing even the slightest objection to the truths presented herein may be deleted without notice.

    Welcome to Adequacy.


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    Who says "Skippy" anymore? You stupid g (0.00 / 1) (#48)
    by OliverClosoph on Fri Aug 23rd, 2002 at 07:03:26 AM PST
    I said n/t douchebag does that mean anything to you?
    ------------------ Vodka shots.

     
    Naw. (none / 0) (#58)
    by tkatchev on Sat Aug 24th, 2002 at 07:50:47 AM PST
    I found this exchange quite humourous, even though Mr. Slave is an immature jerk.


    --
    Peace and much love...




     
    Read more carefully, slick (5.00 / 1) (#50)
    by gzt on Fri Aug 23rd, 2002 at 12:02:30 PM PST
    I did not give you a tip on how to use the enter key. I merely pointed out I used the enter key to achieve my effects.

    I assure you with all my heart that I thought for hours before posting my carefully-constructed masterpiece. I assumed you knew enough to use plain text to cover your incompetence.

    I still wish to subscribe to your newsletter.

    And you want the "p" tag.

    Cheers,
    GZ
    PS I achieved this effect using my education


     
    CheckMate (0.00 / 1) (#34)
    by Alex K on Thu Aug 22nd, 2002 at 06:51:56 PM PST
    I noticed you changed my diary entry and also linked funny.com and jokes.com to different websites then are expected. Well normally this would anger me in some way or another but it is nothing less than what I have come to expect from a site like this. Fortunately I predicted that your lack of self-control would cause something like this to happen so I saved a copy of the original diary entry to my hard drive. The url is as follows:

    http://www.geocities.com/thebahtch/AdequacyORGLetter.doc

    you might have to copy and paste that into your browser to actually get to the document in all it's unedited glory because the geniuses here might just link it to one of their favorite pictures their favorite obsene male porn images.

    By the way who ever gave me the "tip" on how to use the enter key. Thanks, but next time try to think something through before you post it. I was using html formatted text and I was unaware that the "br" tag is needed to simulate the "enter" key.


    WORD VIRUS ALERT (3.00 / 2) (#35)
    by Anonymous Reader on Thu Aug 22nd, 2002 at 07:18:21 PM PST
    I want to let everyone know to NOT click on that link! It contains a word virus. I was stupid enough to download that file. I STRONGLY ENCOURAGE YOU NOT TO DO THE SAME.

    And thanks for the new virus, Alex K. I wonder what the FBI will think?


     
    It's almost September (5.00 / 1) (#41)
    by elnachos on Fri Aug 23rd, 2002 at 01:20:49 AM PST
    School is back in session. Hordes of pimply-faced, Asperger's-inflicted, angst-ridden youths suddenly have access to T-1 lines with minimal parental supervision, and they've all kindly decided to pay us a visit.

    Back, foul demons, I say! Back to where you belong!


    Think Before You Speak (1.00 / 1) (#42)
    by Alex K on Fri Aug 23rd, 2002 at 01:26:37 AM PST
    I do not understand how the previous comment has any relevance to the original post. Please explain.


    OK. Straight Up. (3.00 / 2) (#43)
    by Anonymous Reader on Fri Aug 23rd, 2002 at 01:56:24 AM PST
    First, do some required reading

    Second, ask yourself, "why am I wasting my time at a fucking weblog where I'm obviously not welcome? Why am I obsessed with this desire to 'correct' everyone?"

    Inner exploration brings enlightenment.


     
    Ratings Explanation (none / 0) (#62)
    by jvance on Sat Aug 24th, 2002 at 04:12:44 PM PST
    I've downrated a bunch of comments by the user "Anonymous Reader" in this thread. It has nothing to do with the quality of those comments. Quite the opposite, in fact. Mr. Reader had been posting such good shit lately, he'd achieved Zero Status. The downrating was simply to remedy that problem

    That is all.
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    Adequacy has turned into a cesspool consisting of ... blubbering, superstitious fools arguing with smug, pseudointellectual assholes. -AR

     
    Who does this Alex G think he is??? (none / 0) (#63)
    by PotatoError on Mon Aug 26th, 2002 at 01:32:27 PM PST
    A complete stranger, he bowls onto this site and makes all sorts of ridiculous claims. Usually I would attribute this sort of diary entry to trolling but I think this specimen is a bit more serious.

    Alex G seems to almost believe in what he is writing about, as if it's fact. This delusion can only be attributed to a person with minor, yet evident physcological problems. Maybe he was beaten as a child, or perhaps he HAS taken drugs and is in denial or rehab. Whatever the cause, it makes no difference to the damage he has caused here.

    Some very fine and accurate stories have been writen on this site but in a couple of poorly formatted lines, he dismisses them all as "dangerous", when in actual fact, it is his own lack of knowledge of drugs which is dangerous.

    Just imagine if the parents which visit this site regually were to actually believe his diary entry and actually believe that everything on this site is a lie! This site tries to inform and educate parents to protect their children. What we don't need is people like Alex G coming on here and destroying the trust we have developed.

    If they were to believe Alex G, they would dismiss the strong link between tobacco smoking and taking of hard drugs which this site has proved.

    So lets not stand for this type of misinformation, whether it be from Alex G or from anyone else!
    <<JUMP! POGO POGO POGO BOUNCE! POGO POGO POGO>>

    YOU'RE intelligent... (none / 0) (#65)
    by Alex K on Mon Aug 26th, 2002 at 11:24:44 PM PST
    Are you an idiot? How did you make the assumption that I do not know much about drugs? Your just to proud to admit you're wrong and your friends are wrong.

    I think I have wasted enough of my time trying to get through to you blockheads. I will not be returning to this website and since most of you will see this as a positive thing, you and your ignorant selves will still probably post messages hoping to argue with me.

    You guys are just the kind of people that start wars and get people killed in modern day society. I won't waste my time explaining what that means because you dumb fucks probably couldn't understand it. Good bye.


    Im sorry! (none / 0) (#66)
    by PotatoError on Sat Aug 31st, 2002 at 07:50:10 AM PST
    I didn't notice your post until today! oops.

    Well cya!
    <<JUMP! POGO POGO POGO BOUNCE! POGO POGO POGO>>

     
    Is anyone else noticing the brilliance of Alex K? (5.00 / 1) (#64)
    by eSolutions on Mon Aug 26th, 2002 at 02:44:57 PM PST
    This is an anthropological experiment, and a damned good one at that. All he had to do was post something idiotic. This provided an editor -- RoboSleeve -- the clay with which to sculpt David.

    And look at how he eggs on you comment-posters. Like dancers on a stage, animating his choreography! This diary entry is "like silvery wine flowing through a spaceship, gravity all nonesense now."

    Yours in Christ,
    eSolutions


    ------- You wanna play the blind man, go walk with a Shepherd. But me, my eyes are wide fuckin' open.

     

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