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 Girlfriend is better

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Jul 01, 2002
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No woman could possibly be cooler than chloedancer. She drove me to Marysville last night and hardly laughed at me at all as I capered and skipped through boom city like a child in a candy store.
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I'll admit it, I was simply delighted to go fireworks shopping. It made me giddy.

Not only does she humor my sick obsession with things that go bang, she complements it with a fine appreciation for things that shoot colorful shiny sprays of sparks. Also she collects carnivorous plants, which is very cool.

Basically she's great and I'm happy and I want to share this with you.

I think everyone should be happy. If you're not happy, start now.


Yes, but... (5.00 / 1) (#1)
by Anonymous Reader on Tue Jul 2nd, 2002 at 12:30:07 AM PST
does she know kung fu? The mark of any great woman is her skill in the martial arts.

 
Maybe... (0.50 / 2) (#2)
by Anonymous Reader on Tue Jul 2nd, 2002 at 01:07:38 AM PST
...you should be called Shoebot and Colondancer.

 
Joel Veitch is happy. (none / 0) (#3)
by Anonymous Reader on Tue Jul 2nd, 2002 at 03:02:57 AM PST
Because the law in Britain doesn't stop him doing this. Nor this.

 
I'm thrilled... (none / 0) (#4)
by John Wainright on Tue Jul 2nd, 2002 at 04:35:48 AM PST
for your happiness.
However I will decline the invitation to share chloedancer with you. I have been in a wonderous, strong marriage for 10 years and have no desire to stray.
Happy 4th!

 
ok.. (none / 0) (#5)
by Anonymous Reader on Tue Jul 2nd, 2002 at 07:11:05 AM PST
"I'll admit it, I was simply delighted to go fireworks shopping. It made me giddy"

aahh....yeah...*coughpyromaniaccough*

Indy^_^

 
What happened to svetlana? (none / 0) (#6)
by Anonymous Reader on Tue Jul 2nd, 2002 at 06:59:05 PM PST
Your russian commie wife?



 
Maybe... (0.50 / 2) (#7)
by Anonymous Reader on Tue Jul 2nd, 2002 at 11:31:26 PM PST
Perhaps you should be called SHOTBOT and COLONDANCER instead.

 
Aw, shucks... (none / 0) (#8)
by chloedancer on Wed Jul 3rd, 2002 at 11:11:17 PM PST
What about the fact that I'm the proud owner of a sufficient quantity of Lego™ bricks to contemplate filling my home with Lego™ furnishings?

Here's to growing younger with every passing year. Hearing you enthusiastically proclaim that "Boom City is the coolest place on Earth!" as we were driving off into the sunset was enough for me, m'love. Pyromaniacs ignite!

 

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