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 bakery chocolate-chocolate chip muffin

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Jun 12, 2002
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as i devour the chocolate-chocolate chip muffin with bittersweet chocolate icing and chocolate chips sprinkled on top that i brought home from my salad bar lunch, it occurs to me that my chocolate addiction must be hereditary, according to the free iq test that i took 57% of people with my type of intelligence are addicted to chocolate, and on that note, i believe intelligence is also hereditary, but as i seperate the iced top from the plain (if you could call chocolate with chocolate chips plain) bottom to eat it first it occurs to me that it was also nurtured by my families great bakers, my mom has several break-your-scales chocolate recipes..., but anyway: back to begin chomping on the iced top.. so the fact is its not my fault, its probably my my families either, it is the fault of our ancestors that we are predisposed to this addiction, an addiction that i think i will live with. usually in a diary i like to bitch, but chocolate calms me down, thus the mellow note of this entry, making it possibly a good toe in the adequacy.com pond, on an unrelated note i do not know if this is what the "diary" is supposed to be, after i read a few entries, i tried to look for the rules, but they confused me and their really didn't seem to be any anywhere, i looked at other people's diaries some more, but it only confused me more... so i thought to myself, "being a diary it would have to be somewhat ancedotal and humor would have been nice" (i know, but i will try harder next time) and "of course it must be controversial without really saying anything about anything at all, most of all myself," but to still keep the reader reading... (are you still there?) possibly?
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It's adequacy.org, not (none / 0) (#1)
by Ernest Bludger on Wed Jun 12th, 2002 at 10:04:05 PM PST
adequacy.com

Yet.

And ease up on the sugar, tiger.


yet? for the rest if i knew how to edit: (none / 0) (#3)
by topaztic on Wed Jun 12th, 2002 at 10:20:11 PM PST
.org
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<br>there
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"<br>" or <p> (does "<p>" work?) in about 6 different places, so as to avoid the "rushed" appearance
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sorry please axcus mi pur spillinng butt i am newwwww heer aan mi typing sucxx almosssst ass bad ass my punktuation. pluss i love illiteration...




just to let you know (none / 0) (#4)
by Narcissus on Wed Jun 12th, 2002 at 10:40:34 PM PST
the html tags <...> need to be in all caps (i think, at least thats what I have noticed causes the most problems)


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Ok, who picked the flower???

Nope. (5.00 / 1) (#5)
by SpaceGhoti on Wed Jun 12th, 2002 at 11:44:21 PM PST
But it helps if you adjust your post settings next to the Preview button to "HTML Formatted" instead of "Plain Text".


A troll's true colors.

thank you both (none / 0) (#6)
by topaztic on Thu Jun 13th, 2002 at 12:08:01 AM PST
i will undoubtedly make more errors before i get it right and i fear i will always make all those little editing errors <sigh>

but i appreciate your help


 
Are you female? (5.00 / 1) (#2)
by Anonymous Reader on Wed Jun 12th, 2002 at 10:06:52 PM PST
I was thinking maybe we could fix you up with PotatoError. I think the two of you would really hit it off.


hmmmmm who? (none / 0) (#7)
by topaztic on Thu Jun 13th, 2002 at 10:49:08 AM PST
yes, i am a female but please do not let that fool you into forming any preconceived, stereotypical notions about me, that would indeed be foolish on your part, especially when the moon is full.

as far as "fixing me up" thanks but i do not think that i am broken, you are however, welcome to fix up my bank account which is always broke.

sorry it took so long to get back to you but i wanted to look up some of this potatoerror's stuff, but of course when i did it did not clear anything up for me... perhaps you could elucidate.

so who is this potatoerror and why are you fixated on him?


 
little girl iq is the level of learning ability (none / 0) (#8)
by Anonymous Reader on Thu Jun 13th, 2002 at 01:43:25 PM PST
and logic ability therefor you�ve learned to be a reliant it�s just logical your iq will suffer from it. and no intelligence is not in the genes it�s in school


well m. anonymouse (none / 0) (#9)
by topaztic on Thu Jun 13th, 2002 at 03:53:29 PM PST
i am not quite sure how to take your comment, at first i thought you were trying to insult me with the little girl thing but then i am well past girlhood and being mistaken for being younger is now a compliment, so thank you.

and then in your first and second sentences you seem to be offering two really radical ideas that , one that i have never heard of, chocolate is detremental to your iq, and the second that has been debated but never proven, that learning ability or iq is something that can be taught.

public school and bell curves aside, i must salute your innovative if cryptic thinking and look forward to further exponative comments from you. too bad i will not know if it is you since you are anonymous.

salute!


 
This is almost... (none / 0) (#10)
by Anonymous Reader on Thu Jun 13th, 2002 at 08:04:43 PM PST
a work of post-modern genius.


Almost. (none / 0) (#11)
by RobotSlave on Thu Jun 13th, 2002 at 11:52:11 PM PST
The phrase "post-modern genius," of course, is even less useful than an oxymoron, as the very concept of genius itself dissolves when exposed to deconstruction.

I know what you mean, though.


© 2002, RobotSlave. You may not reproduce this material, in whole or in part, without written permission of the owner.

 
better post-modern than post-mortem (none / 0) (#12)
by topaztic on Fri Jun 14th, 2002 at 10:36:33 AM PST
don't you think?

what can i say, it was a killer muffin!


 

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