Due to the fascism exhibited so blatantly by the editorial staff at
Adequacy.org, I am unable to complete my purchase of
hypermints. I scan up and down the site for a link to my precious caffinated mints, but there are none to be found.
Normally there was a helpful advertising banner at the top of the page indicating a store where one could purchase the aforementioned tasty treats. But this time, the banner had strangely disapeared.
Now, what conclusion can we draw from this? I can see only one. Adequacy.org editors have realized that by increasing the alertness of their readers, they creating a new problem: the users could now see through the nefarious fascist schemes that were being plotted.
Look at this comment, for example (not to mention the thread that follows it). It should be clear to every reader that the pedestal of the Adequacy.org editorial staff is crumbling.
Realizing this, one could clearly see that the Adequacy.org editors had to re-widen the gap between them and their readership, and thus had to eliminate the root cause of the problem -- the hypermints. With the readers lulled into a half-awakened sleep, the editors again reign supreme.
This is fascism, my friends, pure and simple. And it must stop. "Give me hypermints, or give me death!"
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