It has been a while since my last post to this fine site. I hope this site has not gone to hell without my presence. While the editors are noble, both they and I know that such a site cannot run without smart, rich gentleman such as myself. Because you have been waiting in eager anticipation for my return, allow me to explain.

I have been busy with many great affairs, such as discussing issues with the Academy in regards to the Oscar awards. Belive me, there are much better movies.