Hello I?m not completely new here and I?m fairly mediocre

Hello, everybody. I don´t really know much about computers, I don´t earn very much and I have few friends or talents.

I spend a lot of time masturbating or thinking about suicide in a desultory manner.

Of course, it´s not my fault, it´s that of society, although I suppose I could make an effort and go to evening classes or something but, you know I´m happy with my Monday pasta, Tuesday rice, Wednesday potatoes, Thursday pasta, Friday rice, Saturday potatoes, Sunday tuna [even the mediocre have to treat themselves :) ] regime and so life goes one.

I am definitely not extreme, and I must admit it all sounds a bit much to me, but at the very least I would like to be a bit wacky. Does anybody have any ideas? Nothing too extreme, please, the last time I went on a waltzer I pissed in my gloves.

Anyway I really am awfully sorry for having wasted all your time and I know that you probably haven´t even read this far, and certainly if you have you must be really bored by now.

Sorry, again.

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	Hi Adolf! (none / 0) (#1)
	by because it isnt on Thu Feb 28th, 2002 at 07:26:52 AM PST

	Nice to meet you. I recommend you take some evening classes in satire, because this parody is rank. adequacy.org -- because it isn't

	Thanks! (5.00 / 1) (#2)
	by adolf on Thu Feb 28th, 2002 at 07:46:47 AM PST

	Well, (none / 0) (#3)
	by tkatchev on Thu Feb 28th, 2002 at 08:05:04 AM PST

	...at least he was honest. -- Peace and much love...

	Adequacy compromised! (5.00 / 1) (#4)
	by Slubberdegullion on Sat Mar 2nd, 2002 at 02:52:38 PM PST

	It seems that Linus Torvalds has managed to hack the adequacy.org poll, giving himself more than 1 vote. We must assume that all polls are compromised.

	Industrial Disease Redux (none / 0) (#5)
	by jvance on Sat Mar 2nd, 2002 at 04:38:39 PM PST

	"Ten of them think they're Linus Nine of them must be wrong!" -- Adequacy has turned into a cesspool consisting of ... blubbering, superstitious fools arguing with smug, pseudointellectual assholes. -AR