Last night I went to a New Year's party at an old flame's house. It was mostly people who graduated from high school with my sister, so I didn't know most of them.

But I got to meet someone who has actually posed nude for Playboy. She caused quite a bit of controversy last year. I didn't realize who she was, until my sister whispered to me "She's the Playboy chick."

Probably the thing that startled me the most was how unremarkable she was. She was the prettiest girl at the party, for sure, and was one of those females that is hard to look away from. But she was not unusually pretty. Just think of a standard college party, and think of the prettiest girl there, or maybe even the second prettiest. That was her.

Also, I figured she would be tall. But actually, she was quite tiny. She probably wasn't any taller than 5'4". Really, she didn't even have an extremely great body. Just an average skinny girl. Still she was quite beautiful, but it was just weird how normal she was.

Also, get this g**ks. Her boyfriend (a friend of my sister's), is a singer in a rock band, of course. But I asked him how his band was doing, and he said "Not too well. We fired our drummer, and I went back to school." He said he is majoring in computer science.

A CS major with a Playmate girlfriend. If that doesn't blow your mind, I don't know what will.