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How long is this war of theirs supposed to last?
twenty years 7%
thirty years 7%
forty years 0%
fifty years 0%
a hundred years 0%
until the extinction of the human race 7%
until "we" "win" 46%
forever and ever and ever 30%

Votes: 13

 HEY OSM!

 Author:  Topic:  Posted:
Apr 27, 2002
 Comments:

Hey OSM! How are you doing? Say, go to the grocery store.

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There at the checkout line you will find, in the magazine racks between the unbelievably repulsive tabloids, like a pearl tossed amidst a herd of swine, the latest issue of American Vogue Magazine. And on its cover you will behold with delight a breathtakingly lovely photograph of you-know-who. Though I was too rushed to look just now I'll bet there are more pictures of her inside the magazine too, done up in the wonderfully high photographic quality that has always characterized that magazine.

Yours WDK - WKiernan@concentric.net


An ode to her (none / 0) (#1)
by First Incision on Sat Apr 27th, 2002 at 11:13:12 PM PST
Recently, I met someone online who is in a band that sings a song about that person. Or rather, they sing a song about the tortures of wanting her.

The song is called "Natalie."
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Do you suffer from late-night hacking? Ask your doctor about Protonix.

 
There is a copy online too! (none / 0) (#2)
by osm on Sun Apr 28th, 2002 at 03:07:53 PM PST
here

 
Lets controversialize! (1.00 / 1) (#3)
by Anonymous Reader on Tue Apr 30th, 2002 at 01:46:42 AM PST
This being the most controversial site on the internet, I think it would be a good place to argue that WINONA RYDER IS MORE DESIRABLE THAN NATALIE PORTMAN. Consider this:

  • Bigger jubblies

  • That one episode of "Friends"

    I rest my case.

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