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 Well... I'm not sure about this.

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Mar 19, 2002
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I have had some interesting conversations over the years, and I think this is my all time favorite silence breaker.
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Projectile vomiting
after walking in silence for 10 minutes, a friend turns to me and says.. "So I was on top of your mom last night, and I was going and going and going and going... Man she was really getting it to, you know... because she is an animal! That only got me going harder and harder, and then her head started hitting the headboard... 'Bwap! Bwap! Bwap!' =with hand guestures of hitting= So I started getting a little scared, but she just egged me on and I just started going harder and harder.. then all of a sudden !!BAM!! Wood everywhere! Her head went right through the headboard! I got real scared then, but she screamed 'No! Don't stop!' And well shit, when your mom yells that you don't! So I kept going and going until her head started hitting the plaster! You know, 'Thump! Thump! Thump!" and well I was really getting scared then, I was going as hard as I could and I didn't want to give her a concussion so I wanted to stop, BUT DAMN! I gave it all I had and then "!!BAM!!" Plaster was everywhere and your mom passed out.... So I got a sandwhich... the end." Needless to say there wasn't much I could reply with but laughter. Anybody able to really top that? Shinkansen!!


That's not a conversation, it's a monologue. (5.00 / 2) (#1)
by Anonymous Reader on Wed Mar 20th, 2002 at 02:19:50 AM PST
Guy's walking down the street, and he sees this hot chick walking the other direction. So he turns to her and says: "I sure could use a little pussy" and she replies: "Me too! Mine's as big as your hat!"

By investigating language, we are not doing philosophy, rather, we are examining the very possibility of philosophy.

Ev'rybodys working for the weekend/Ev'rybody wants a new romance/Ev'rybody's going off the deep end/Ev'rybody needs a second chance

Walter: "We've been in worse scrapes than this, haven't we, Hildy?" Hildy: "No."

Looking back on the things I've done/I was trying to be someone/Played my part/Left you in the dark/Now let me show you the change of my heart

She'll not come again/Never never never never never.

 
Sod that, (5.00 / 1) (#2)
by because it isnt on Wed Mar 20th, 2002 at 03:07:29 AM PST
tell us about your bees, Shinkansen.

Inquiring minds want to know.
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Freud? (none / 0) (#3)
by Shinkansen on Wed Mar 20th, 2002 at 06:19:28 AM PST
Is this some sort of psychological question, where you want me to tell you how I feel about my bees? Maybe you want me to tell you their physical properties?

I will up date my sig. I should have put quotes around that... Its from Invader Zim.

Shinkansen!!



Shinkansen!!
Because 30,000 burning nuns can't be wrong...

Is it because of your bees (none / 0) (#4)
by jvance on Wed Mar 20th, 2002 at 07:37:02 AM PST
that you say "after we replace your guidance chip"?
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I looked it up on the internet (none / 0) (#5)
by because it isnt on Wed Mar 20th, 2002 at 07:50:06 AM PST
and it appears that Gir was keeping bees in his head. That's pretty funny. That's almost enough to salvage me from the disappointment that Shinkanesen doesn't have any bees. Bees are funny, you know.
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Bees rock (none / 0) (#6)
by budlite on Wed Mar 20th, 2002 at 08:09:07 AM PST
which is more than can be said for wasps...

enough of your racism (none / 0) (#7)
by nathan on Wed Mar 20th, 2002 at 08:21:19 AM PST
Wasps rock quite as much as anybody, thanks.

Nathan
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Li'l Sis: Yo, that's a real grey area. Even by my lax standards.

 
wasps... Pfft.. (none / 0) (#8)
by Shinkansen on Wed Mar 20th, 2002 at 08:29:44 AM PST
Obviously Bees have the advantage here... wasps are just... shit! Look at the names that have trailed bees and wasps over time:

Bees:
Wu-tang's "The killa Bee's" (this will include the 80 million wu-tang sub-clans..)
Honey Nut Cheerios mascot

Wasps:
The charlott hornets (maybe if you consider hornets = to wasps)

So there is an obviously greater number of bee symbols to wasp symbols in society. (you can consider it 80,000,002 to 1 or 2 to 1.. you decide)

Bees are no joke, and apparently wu-tang is for the children.. see
http://www.disconnect.net/underground/archives/wutang12.html
because i know NOTHING about coding, how do i get a word to represent a link?

Shinkansen!!



Shinkansen!!
Because 30,000 burning nuns can't be wrong...

Use "HTML Formatted" mode (n/t) (none / 0) (#10)
by because it isnt on Wed Mar 20th, 2002 at 08:50:04 AM PST

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Ok (none / 0) (#11)
by Right Hand Man on Wed Mar 20th, 2002 at 12:01:33 PM PST
I can be of assistance, I recently learned how to form these clickable links myself.

A person has to type a '<', then the letter 'A', then space, then 'HREF'. This apparently stands for something but I know not what.

Next you must type '=' and a quote mark. Then type the entire internet address of the site to which you wish to link, including the 'HTTP://' section.

Once that is complete you must close the internet address with a quote mark and a '>'. Once you have typed out the words that you would like to see appear as a clickable link you must 'close the tag'. To do this, type another '<' symbol, then a '/', then the letter that 'opened the tag' (in this case the letter 'A'). Finally, type a '>'.

Your clickable link is now finished. A shooting buddy taught me this method and it has increased the worthiness of my posts considerably. Incidentally, at this web site you must choose 'HTML Formatted' from the pull down combo box located near the Preview button for your clickable link code to take affect.


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"Keep your bible open and your powder dry."

You rock, thanks. (none / 0) (#12)
by Shinkansen on Wed Mar 20th, 2002 at 12:48:39 PM PST
nuff said.

Shinkansen!!



Shinkansen!!
Because 30,000 burning nuns can't be wrong...

Oh, by the way... (none / 0) (#13)
by Anonymous Reader on Thu Mar 21st, 2002 at 11:20:16 AM PST
Why are you named after the bullet-trains? That sounds a bit silly to me.

Mr InterCity 125

Not sure... (none / 0) (#14)
by Shinkansen on Thu Mar 21st, 2002 at 11:34:25 AM PST
One morning i woke up and a friend had wrote Shinkansen!! on my white-board thingy in japanese, so i just adopted it to a name...


Shinkansen!!



Shinkansen!!
Because 30,000 burning nuns can't be wrong...

 
Springer (none / 0) (#9)
by Shinkansen on Wed Mar 20th, 2002 at 08:39:55 AM PST
After being introduced to the fact that the person he had been sleeping with is a guy..

Jerry: So, what do you think about this Richard. This has got to be a shock...

Richard: [30 seconds of silence]

Jerry: Anything at all?

Richard: [looks at "girlfirend"] Woah woah woah.. wait.... you a dude?



Shinkansen!!



Shinkansen!!
Because 30,000 burning nuns can't be wrong...

 

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