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Mar 16, 2002

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i may not know much but i know what i like is a good saying..

i am drunk at the moment so pardon the shit for spelling and grammar.. i've foud american beer to taste like water, i mean i like all kinds of beer, evennon beer like whisky and scotch, i like beer the most though i like a good german beer or irish type, i will try an english though,, and right now i'll go geyt a beer,

	Sound FX (none / 0) (#1)
	by jvance on Sat Mar 16th, 2002 at 07:26:25 AM PST

	step stepstep ..."Bugger!" *FLOP* .........ZZZZzzzzzzzzzZZZZZzzzzzzzzzZZZZZzzzzzz -- Adequacy has turned into a cesspool consisting of ... blubbering, superstitious fools arguing with smug, pseudointellectual assholes. -AR

	Re: Poll (none / 0) (#2)
	by nx01 on Sat Mar 16th, 2002 at 02:33:16 PM PST

	Does tequila go under "Some pussy drink"? "Every time I look at the X window system, it's so fucking stupid; and part of me feels responsible for the worst parts of it." -- James Gosling

	Am I just imagining things (none / 0) (#3)
	by Anonymous Reader on Sat Mar 16th, 2002 at 03:03:28 PM PST

	or was another article deleted from the front page last night?

	I can't resist... (none / 0) (#4)
	by The Mad Scientist on Sat Mar 16th, 2002 at 04:02:58 PM PST

	What's the difference between american beer and love in a canoe? <P> None. Both is fucking close to the water.

	i can't resist either... (none / 0) (#5)
	by ism on Sat Mar 16th, 2002 at 11:44:07 PM PST

	what's the difference between HTML and plain text? plain text doesn't need any fucking paragraph break tags!

	Sir, you are wrong... (5.00 / 1) (#6)
	by jvance on Sat Mar 16th, 2002 at 11:54:19 PM PST

	It was an emoticon - a conehead with a beard expressing disgust. -- Adequacy has turned into a cesspool consisting of ... blubbering, superstitious fools arguing with smug, pseudointellectual assholes. -AR

	you're quite wrong (none / 0) (#7)
	by nathan on Sun Mar 17th, 2002 at 03:38:03 AM PST

	While there is some debate over whether HTML is an appropriate standard, Mad Scientists across the world have concluded that paragraph break tags are a much-needed missing element in natural-language writing. In order to make natural languages more easily machine-readable, the new standard is projected to be adopted some time next year. All best, Nathan -- Li'l Sis: Yo, that's a real grey area. Even by my lax standards.

	Don't confuse intention... (none / 0) (#10)
	by The Mad Scientist on Sun Mar 17th, 2002 at 06:52:01 AM PST

	...with the server forgetting my identity, making me relogin, falling back to plaintext as a default, and then me forgetting to make sure HTML is selected. Each time this happens I do at least one post this way. <P> There is no intention. It is a bug. <P> ...Can't the Scoop engine autodetect HTML tags and when in plaintext mode ask the writer if he wasn't meaning to use HTML?

	ARRRRRRRRGH! (none / 0) (#11)
	by The Mad Scientist on Sun Mar 17th, 2002 at 06:56:35 AM PST

	Again! Hope the damned machine will remember it now.

	...But never again. (none / 0) (#12)
	by The Mad Scientist on Sun Mar 17th, 2002 at 08:18:16 AM PST

	So I thought the defaults are set up. No, the server decided to not remember my settings. Exactly as it done (or hadn't done) couple weeks earlier. It apparently needs to be told several times. Or maybe it holds some status informatios on client side and my habit of urfing with many windows opened at once comes into the equation. Me making the same mistake once again in different thread convinced me that manual checking is unsuitable and error-prone. So the machine came to the game. What the content-amending and modifying software would be without actually using it. So from now every page from here when fetched through my proxy contains a little piece of javascript that checks for the presence of "Plaintext/HTML" SELECT and if it's there it is set to the value I am used to. Humans are much more unreliable than the machines, especially when it comes to routine tasks.

	Mad Scientist (none / 0) (#13)
	by Ernest Bludger on Mon Mar 18th, 2002 at 03:41:36 AM PST

	It sounds like you're the one that's been having the beers, not DG!! Very funny stuff. Good luck getting your computer to remember your settings. Maybe it (Adequacy) defaults to the settings a user has for their previous post.

	This is what I thought. (none / 0) (#14)
	by The Mad Scientist on Mon Mar 18th, 2002 at 05:13:13 AM PST

	Maybe it (Adequacy) defaults to the settings a user has for their previous post. This is what I thought. It explains my first and second mistake. Not the third one which was after successfully posting correct HTML, nor the fourth one. I can't drink beer, makes me feel sick, but 24 hours of straight messing with the machines has similar effect.

	Actually, I think it went something like this (none / 0) (#8)
	by budlite on Sun Mar 17th, 2002 at 06:10:53 AM PST

	Bruce 1: Y'know Bruce, American beer is a lot like making love in a canoe Bruce 2: Why's that Bruce? Bruce 3: It's fucking close to water all in a dodgy Aussie accent. Nitpicking, I know, but still :)

	Correction (none / 0) (#9)
	by budlite on Sun Mar 17th, 2002 at 06:12:56 AM PST

	Bruce 3 shoudl be Bruce 1 again.

	Smartest comment i've read on this site yet... (none / 0) (#15)
	by Anonymous Reader on Fri Mar 22nd, 2002 at 03:52:21 AM PST

	I must recomend Australian Beer, it truly is of the finest quality. Also another personal favorite of mine in Kronenberg.

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