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Is sex in the work place ok?
As long as its not with women. 22%
As long as it does not result in love, divorce, marriage, or children 44%
No - favoritism must take places on golf courses 11%
Well, I guess if you are asking, I'm not getting any 22%

Votes: 9

 make up mating proposed

 Author:  Topic:  Posted:
Jan 05, 2002
 Comments:
I would like to propose that osm, NAWL, and dmg mate vigorously and forcefully to settle their differences.
I suggest that they not use condoms.

After they have worked out their differences, in the time honored manner of prostitutes everywhere, the revolution can begin. They will feverishly start to code a new operating system called Apple that has the best of linux and Windows. All the drivers can be written in BSD.
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Alternatively (5.00 / 2) (#1)
by iat on Sat Jan 5th, 2002 at 03:23:12 PM PST
I would like to propose that osm, NAWL, and dmg mate vigorously and forcefully to settle their differences. I suggest that they not use condoms.

Your idea sounds very messy, and may be distressing for both osm and dmg. Wouldn't it just be easier for osm and/or dmg to abuse their editorial powers to disable NAWL's account?

They will feverishly start to code a new operating system [...] that has the best of linux and Windows.

In other words, you want them to code Windows. There's no need for that, Windows is great just the way it is.


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messy? true... (none / 0) (#2)
by philipm on Sat Jan 5th, 2002 at 03:26:41 PM PST
but think of the potential offspring


--philipm

 
I assume that all three are male. (none / 0) (#3)
by tkatchev on Sat Jan 5th, 2002 at 03:28:49 PM PST
I have a hard time picturing how the three of them could possibly "mate", seeing as all of them are male. (? Correct me if I'm wrong...)


--
Peace and much love...

have you read the bible? (none / 0) (#4)
by philipm on Sat Jan 5th, 2002 at 03:30:41 PM PST
A REAL christian wouldn't be confused about this.


--philipm

Last time I looked... (none / 0) (#5)
by tkatchev on Sat Jan 5th, 2002 at 03:41:03 PM PST
...the Bible didn't have any "funny pictures" in it.

Although, you were probably reading one of those reformed protestant "feel-good" Bibles.


--
Peace and much love...

no, not that one (none / 0) (#7)
by philipm on Sat Jan 5th, 2002 at 07:11:11 PM PST
In particular I was reading the [censored by the editors for excessive open mindedness] bible. It clearly supports my argument.


--philipm

 
It's original (5.00 / 1) (#6)
by SpaceGhoti on Sat Jan 5th, 2002 at 04:30:40 PM PST
But what does NAWL get out of it?


A troll's true colors.

 

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