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Votes: 17

that would chafe my willy!

Author:

sputnik

Topic:

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Posted:

Sep 14, 2001

Comments:

Ok, so I'm not circumcised. I'm a dirty savage. And I'm proud of it.

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	adequacy and trolling
	diana

I seem to be unique. Nearly every one I've talked to is circumcised, and expresses surprise when I reveal (you have a filthy mind) that I am not. Circumcision seems to be the norm in the US, as near as I can tell. How about other countries?
Thankfully, my parents were of the opinion that if the kid can't say no, its not right to chop the tip of his willy off. I tend to agree.
Despite some possible medical benefits, I remain unrepentant: being uncircumcised seems to offer some advantages in intercourse. Thoughts?

	Ahh (5.00 / 1) (#1)
	by bc on Fri Sep 14th, 2001 at 10:21:05 AM PST

	Can't say I know anyone who is circumcised, but then I live in Scotland, where it is extremely uncommon, and where people don't really talk about such things anyway. The whole idea seems pretty funny to me. Who cares anyway? It is nawt but an irrelevance. ♥, bc.

	WTF? (1.00 / 1) (#5)
	by Anonymous Reader on Sat Sep 15th, 2001 at 05:01:35 AM PST

	Irrelevance? Are you fucking insane? Why not chop off some more random body parts while you're at it? Your toes, or your eyelids, maybe? Heck, they don't seem to serve any useful purpose. Your ears, for example -- cut them off, and you'll save yourself from the terrible rick of earlobe cancer. Circumcision is a horrible and barbaric custom. It is inconcievable to me that any nation that has already invented the wheel and stopped eating raw flesh is still practicing circumcision. You should also be aware that the US is the _ONLY_ nation in the _WHOLE WORLD_ that still practices circumcision. (Except for the Jews and Muslims, but they do it for religious reasons of self-control, not because they are barbaric.)

	Huh ? (3.33 / 3) (#9)
	by Anonymous Reader on Sat Sep 15th, 2001 at 06:55:29 AM PST

	Why not chop off some more random body parts while you're at it? Are you telling me you never cut your toenails ? You have never had a haircut ? Or an appendectomy ? Or had your spleen removed ? Or your tonsils out ? The human body has a great deal of redundancy, and as we evolve to a higher form of life, we are controlling the structure of our bodies using technology. This is simply evolution. Its survival of the fittest. If being circumcised is barbaric and bad for you, then the practice will die out of its own accord. I see no difference between circumcision and say getting a tattoo, or a naval piercing. It's just fashion, follow it or ignore it, the choice is yours.

	Newsflash: (1.00 / 1) (#12)
	by Anonymous Reader on Sat Sep 15th, 2001 at 10:30:22 AM PST

	Circumcision <B>did</B> die out of its own accord. Only in the U.S. and Somalia does the practice still exist. I hope you enjoy the civilized company you are in.

	We're right, you're wrong and bitter. (1.00 / 1) (#10)
	by nx01 on Sat Sep 15th, 2001 at 08:10:52 AM PST

	You should also be aware that the US is the _ONLY_ nation in the _WHOLE WORLD_ that still practices circumcision. Which is, of course, why we're always on top. "Every time I look at the X window system, it's so fucking stupid; and part of me feels responsible for the worst parts of it." -- James Gosling

	No. (1.00 / 1) (#11)
	by Anonymous Reader on Sat Sep 15th, 2001 at 10:28:41 AM PST

	That's why downtown Manhattan looks like a fucken atomic bomb blast epicenter right now. Do you not realize that now is not the time to spout "America is on top"?

	yes (5.00 / 2) (#13)
	by yami on Sat Sep 15th, 2001 at 02:21:36 PM PST

	Though I normally wouldn't presume to put words in another's mouth, I believe nx01 was referring to the American man's tendency to assume the dominant or "top" position during intercourse. This is, of course, a direct result of circumcision, as the circumcized man's glans is too insensitive to acheive orgasm in any other posture. So the practice of circumcision has important implications for feminism, and may also help explain why European women are more sexually liberated than their American counterparts. ___ Why should we plant when there are so many mongongo nuts in the world?

	Your women suffer (5.00 / 2) (#2)
	by zikzak on Fri Sep 14th, 2001 at 11:41:50 AM PST

	Having foreskin offers a bit of protection for your glans and keeps it from rubbing against your clothing. Those without this protection have a much less sensitive appendage. Less sensistivity means being much slower to ejacualte. Those of us who have undergone the knife are much less likely to finish prematurely. We can last longer then Bollero, while you're lucky if you can make it through Happy Birthday.

	Oh, whatever. (1.00 / 1) (#7)
	by Anonymous Reader on Sat Sep 15th, 2001 at 05:11:15 AM PST

	In other words, circumcision makes your glans insensitive. Great.

	Still wearing tha turtleneck (4.50 / 2) (#3)
	by Peter Johnson on Fri Sep 14th, 2001 at 12:04:48 PM PST

	Yeah, I've got my foreskin as well. It's a bit of a nuisance. I was nearly adult before I learned the importance of pulling it all the way back when you take a leak. That's pretty critical for the smell and general hygeine. That being said, as long as you wash under the foreskin daily and pull it back when you piss, it doesn't get particularly nasty. --Peter Are you adequate?

	It's personal, but I am (5.00 / 1) (#4)
	by Adam Rightmann on Fri Sep 14th, 2001 at 01:39:01 PM PST

	The Jewish people were the first people to get the Bible, and they're circumsized, so at one point in time, God must have approved of circumcision. The New Testament doesn't really go into this, but since Jesus obviosuly was, that's good enough for me. A. Rightmann

	Idiot! (3.00 / 2) (#6)
	by Anonymous Reader on Sat Sep 15th, 2001 at 05:07:05 AM PST

	Read the New Testament again. Especially the Acts. You'll see that the Bible specifically states that circumcision is unnecessary and barbaric. For a self-styled Christian, you are definitely completely ignorant even in the most basic tenets of your faith. Maybe you should convert to Judaism, since you seem to know much more about the Torah than you do about CHRISTianity. (The emphasis is mine. Never forget that CHRIST is what your faith is all about. Throw the Old Testament out the widow if it is so distracting to you.)

	Footnote: (1.00 / 1) (#8)
	by Anonymous Reader on Sat Sep 15th, 2001 at 05:16:12 AM PST

	Read Acts, chapter 11 and Acts, chapter 15 for the explanation of Christianity's stance on circumcision.

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