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Bomb Russia ?
Yes, today, the sooner the better 25%
Hell yes, we should have done it years ago 12%
No, we don't want to hurt their feelings 62%

Votes: 24

 Why the US should bomb Russia today !!

 Author:  Topic:  Posted:
Dec 07, 2001
 Comments:
Yes, I'm back from rehab and I've given up the drugs and the booze for good. WooHoo, I've got a brand new positive outlook on life too, yep, everything is coming up roses. That's why I'm going to detail why the US should commence bombing those drunken sots formerly known as the drunken russian sots. BOMB RUSSIA TODAY
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To set the record straight
  • What the hell, why not bomb those ill dressed potatoe vodka drinking morons. Hell, we should have done it back in the 40's. I say, there's no time like the present so lets bomb those ruskie bastards into oblivion !!!!!

  • I would like to formally apoligize to all citizens of the UK for making fun of them. I hope there are no hard feelings and I wish you blokes all the best. Cheers !!!

  • John Ashcroft can kiss my pastey white arse, okay? Why does that guy make me think of Hitler everytime I look at his conniving skeevy face. You just wait, history will prove that he is a bad bad man. Whoa, look at the time, I've got to go meet with my probation officer.


    • They meet the Rumsfield criteria (none / 0) (#1)
    by alprazolam on Fri Dec 7th, 2001 at 09:26:04 AM PST
    They've always been enemies of America, and they could make chemical/biological weapons in the next 10 years, so let's take over!

    duh... (none / 0) (#2)
    by nathan on Fri Dec 7th, 2001 at 10:03:47 AM PST
    Obviously the Russians are insufficiently non-Caucasian (chuckle chuckle, btw.) If they were only a little browner, the US would be bombing like fury.

    Don't you ever get tired of being an apologist? Do you do it because you feel dumb not having bombed a bus of your own?

    Nathan
    --
    Li'l Sis: Yo, that's a real grey area. Even by my lax standards.

    hmmm... (none / 0) (#3)
    by Anonymous Reader on Sat Dec 8th, 2001 at 01:09:45 AM PST



    hmmmm to you too. (none / 0) (#4)
    by nathan on Sat Dec 8th, 2001 at 01:48:50 PM PST
    I have one for you. Here's another. You're a smart boy; do the rest of the work yourself.

    Nathan
    --
    Li'l Sis: Yo, that's a real grey area. Even by my lax standards.

     
    gah (none / 0) (#7)
    by Majin on Sun Dec 9th, 2001 at 02:31:36 PM PST
    Yes, lets commit genocide on them also while were at it!
    Jesus, it isn't like we need to attack then, what good would come of it beyond making the more of an enemy. We should keep our priorities in this time on fighting terrorism not on making more people pissed at America.



     
    One correction. (none / 0) (#5)
    by tkatchev on Sat Dec 8th, 2001 at 02:22:05 PM PST
    Russians don't drink potato vodka. Potato vodka is a purely Polish perversity, in Russia vodka is either distilled from grain or synthetic. (Discounting illegal black-market crap, but nobody except hard-core alcohol addicts drinks that.)


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    Peace and much love...

     
    fuck you (none / 0) (#6)
    by Anonymous Reader on Sat Dec 8th, 2001 at 11:02:47 PM PST
    Hey, dumb ass, you claim that Russian people are nothing but drunks yet you say you're back from rehab. You stupid drug addict. Why don't you go smoke some crack. Let me tell you what will happen after US bombs Russia: nuclear missiles fuck up the US. If you don't agree with me click here and see for yourself click here, crack head

    heh (none / 0) (#8)
    by PotatoError on Sun Dec 9th, 2001 at 05:58:44 PM PST
    thank god i always read the link addresses before i click them :) that one always comes up now and again.
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