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 A journal containing personal thoughts

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Dec 28, 2001
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[Edited for coherence] by zikzak

Good evening to each and every one of you, dear chaps and gentlewomen! These words, wrought upon your screen by the ingenious manipulation of electricity, is a representation of my mental state at this present temporal juncture.

However, it is with great chagrin and a weighted chest that I must report to you, for my mind has drawn forth an absolute dearth of anecdotes, wisdom, and wit. Nonetheless, these words do accurately convey a decent semblance of my true self, and I do sincerely hope that they have aroused in you, dear reader, a gayety that you would otherwise lack.




Diarrhea! (2.50 / 2) (#1)
by Blarney on Fri Dec 28th, 2001 at 08:00:37 PM PST
Dear Diary,

  uhhhhhh?

Diarrhea!

"Well, at least I got my own TV show and you guys lost yours", retorted Daria.


 

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