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Emily Dickinson #381
A Secret told-- 0%
Ceases to be a Secret-- then-- 0%
A Secret-- kept-- 0%
That-- can appal but One-- 0%
60%
Better of it-- continual be afraid-- 0%
Than it-- 0%
And Whom you told it to-- beside-- 20%
c. 1862/1929 20%

Votes: 5

 Wow.

 Author:  Topic:  Posted:
Dec 24, 2001
 Comments:
This kicks ass.

Discuss.

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Well (5.00 / 1) (#1)
by osm on Mon Dec 24th, 2001 at 02:39:29 AM PST
It was really long and a search turned up no references to Natalie Portman or Eva Habermann, therefore, I opted to not read it.

A horrific, horrific oversite. (5.00 / 3) (#2)
by elenchos on Mon Dec 24th, 2001 at 03:23:07 AM PST
Both Natalie and Eva were discussed extensively in the article. This is why I mentioned it. Their photos were meant to be displayed in several places, but something terrible has gone wrong.

I have hastened to prepare for you a temporary corrected version. Rest assured, we shall be more careful in the future.


I do, I do, I do
--Bikini Kill

oh my god! (5.00 / 1) (#3)
by osm on Mon Dec 24th, 2001 at 03:40:04 AM PST
that was fucking beautiful, man!

wiping tear from eye.

 
p.s. Speaking of Winona Ryder (none / 0) (#4)
by osm on Mon Dec 24th, 2001 at 03:47:29 AM PST
Did you hear about her recent troubles? Now THAT sounds like just the sort of fucked up chick I could deal with.

and Eva too, as shown by this poetry she wrote (in English, just for me).

What I really want to know... (none / 0) (#5)
by RobotSlave on Mon Dec 24th, 2001 at 12:56:04 PM PST
...is which pharmaceutical she was busted for. Xanax? Percoset? Or does she swing the other way? Dexedrine? Ritalin? And has there been any leak of what sort of stuff she was stealing? Hard facts only, please.

--Robot"CelebrityGosssipFillsTheHolidayVoid"Slave


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Had to be downers (none / 0) (#6)
by osm on Mon Dec 24th, 2001 at 01:05:43 PM PST
Wynona is a downer chick, I can tell. All I know is that she was stealing "clothes" - but I assure you, I can vividly imagine the clothes she stole.

I'd guess uppers. (none / 0) (#7)
by RobotSlave on Mon Dec 24th, 2001 at 01:39:13 PM PST
Those Hollywood women are mad for appetite suppressants, and as we all know, speed and shoplifting go together like ice cream and hot apple pie.

Plus, have you seen any recent photos of her? The captions should all be like "I blink once a week" or "Amphetemines amphetemines ooh, yeah!"


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It isn't that kind of drug. (none / 0) (#8)
by elenchos on Mon Dec 24th, 2001 at 01:51:52 PM PST
She's been running with the so called "Open Source" crowd. The drug she does isn't speed or coke. It's a drug called Lunix and once that monkey is on your back, you head straight to the gutter.

One of the effects of Lunix is that you start to believe that everyone else is on it too, so you can just help yourself to their stuff the way you helped yourself to your first "free samples" of Lunix.

I expect to see waves of these Open Source shoplifters in the coming years. If something isn't done, that is.


I do, I do, I do
--Bikini Kill

 

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