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 "Dr." Martina Cortez "PhD"

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May 14, 2002
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Madam,

Allow me to officially call you out. My moon base has long been complete. I have today accepted delivery of my sea trutles from theantix. Tomorrow I will be accepting my collection of 307.9 rare Australian Numbats from that fine upstanding gentleman, MFS. I have but one piece of the puzzle left. I will let the fine readers know what I require last tomorrow. It will be enough to free me from those that seek to confine myself.

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Yours with love,

Slobodan Milosevic


Yes, but (none / 0) (#1)
by doofus on Tue May 14th, 2002 at 11:06:57 PM PST
can either of you time travel or perhaps travel through time?

"When I do it, (none / 0) (#2)
by derek3000 on Wed May 15th, 2002 at 07:08:10 AM PST
it's a running gag. When anyone else does it, it's kicking a dead horse."

Get thee to the glue factory, madam.


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