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Would you say, "I have to put on my ......"
shoes and socks. 0%
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Votes: 8

 Golden Showers

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Jul 20, 2001
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I feed my cat at ten o'clock every night.
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I feed him in the bathroom, and then lock him in for the night.

If I leave him free to run around the household, he shows his gratitude by pissing on soft things.

You know, the couch, loose pillows, any spare dirty laundry laying around... I've had to replace two feather comforters because of him.

That's why I affectionately refer to him as 'That Little Piss-Fucker'.


please don't do that (none / 0) (#1)
by osm on Sat Jul 21st, 2001 at 12:10:22 AM PST
i find your torture of this animal most disturbing.

cats are evil (none / 0) (#2)
by Anonymous Reader on Sat Jul 21st, 2001 at 03:44:40 AM PST
they deserve everything they get.

 
My Plan is a Success (5.00 / 1) (#4)
by sventhatcher on Sat Jul 21st, 2001 at 10:36:47 AM PST
Mwhahaha.

MWHAHAHH!

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHH!

--Sven (now with bonus weblog vanity site! (MLP sold seperately))

 
Your cat is unhappy. (none / 0) (#3)
by elenchos on Sat Jul 21st, 2001 at 06:06:28 AM PST
They don't just pee on things for no reason. Perhaps this cat's life is not all it should be. Is it overweight? Does it get enough of exercise? Does it have other cats to interact with? Can it play outside?

Seek the answers to these quesions, my friend, and your animal companion will cease resorting to direct action and civil disobedience as a means of making his voice heard. Power to the people. Down with The Man.

Peace.


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--Bikini Kill

 

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