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as a person in a successful long-term relationship (12 years :) ) i have learned the following through my own firsthand experience: nothing matters except for the amount of money you have and the quality and frequency of your orgasms.
see, once you get past the first four years of a relationship, all that tickling and movie-watching stuff; no matter who are and who you are with, they will eventually irritate you unceasingly. you will learn to disguise your loathing (as will they) as you both take the path of least resistance to the cold grave that awaits us all.
kind of a bummer, but hey don't worry! :)
the first secret is that in order to make it all bearable you must surround yourself with nice things to distract you from this dead love that rots in your chest like a stinking tumor. money is important. notice how much happier the rich are than the poor. why? that's easy stupid, it's the money! your perfect mate will have lots of it for you to spend on whatever your heart desires.
the second secret is that sex will go an amazingly long way towards helping you maintain a positive mental attitude. like the old saying 'hate sex is great sex', there's no reason that you can't have good sex with someone you loathe. and amazingly enough, after each powerful teeth-rattling orgasm, you will find yourself experiencing what scientists call the afterglow, a short period of time characterized by intense feelings of well-being and relaxation. enjoy it while it lasts! soon you'll be back in the real world, with some fat jerk snoring next to you while you try not to puke from the stink of his rancid ejaculate coagulating on your belly.
so in closing, i think you should make your decision based on which of these guys has the best future earning potential (FEP) and which is the better cocksman. and if it's a split, go for the money.
good luck and let us know what happens!
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